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Spaghetti is very good

@murphysgirl

My grandpa makes the best spaghetti in the world, second only to my fiancé.

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i dont think i have had good spaghetti, but my dad makes a heavenly alfredo

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ALFREDOOOOOOO

@murphysgirl

Alfredo is good. Chicken alfredo? MMMM.

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or shrimp…

@murphysgirl

Ah. I don't like seafood…

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oh. i have a friend that loves shrimp, but is allergic to (almost all) seafood

@murphysgirl

Honest truth? Fish scare me. They freak me out. I can't go to aquariums because they freak me out. My fiancé actually once tried to surprise me with a trip to an aquarium and didn't tell me where we were going until we were like halfway there (30 minutes away). We ended up going to dinner instead. XD

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one of those aquarium restaurants? XD

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

or
how about this
shrimp and avocado alfredo

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i think thats a freshavaca-dont

@murphysgirl

Nah, we went to like Chili's or something. I honestly can't remember.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

i think thats a freshavaca-dont

it very yum

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i really dont know, i havent tried it.
plus im not a fan of avacadoes so i prolly wont try it either

book

yes
also about the r word because he says that a lot and it makes me uncomfortable

You gotta educate him.

book

Right. I don't have my books with me right now, but I do know that a cod's head is a fool, a strut noddy is someone who doesn't know how stupid they are, a fustilugs is a dirty-eared child, buffle means stupid, a blue pigeon flier is someone who steals the lead off of your roof (a nice insult, even if it doesn't make much sense), and a slabberdegullion is someone who's sloppy and nasty. Then there's golter-yeded gawpsheet, an Old English curse of unknown meaning, and go to Putney on a pig, which translates as "Go to heck". Other curses I know include lobscouse and quakebuttock, and then there are some of Shakespeare's insults, of which my favourite is "Great hill of flesh". And an alternative to the classic "suck it" is "go pound sand" (credits to Soup Nana for that one).
(I have books with insults in them. I'll look things up when I get home and post them. I promise.)

Thank you.

book

Sard is the out of use equivalent to the f word if anyone wants to steal that
there’s also good ol “yiffy wiffy”

Sard?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Sard is the out of use equivalent to the f word if anyone wants to steal that
there’s also good ol “yiffy wiffy”

Sard?

Yep, back in ye olden days they didn't really have the saying "oh' fucky wucky off" to throw at that annoying coworker who kept making bad dick jokes during the torture and executions of traitors, but that doesn't mean words describing s*ex weren't still used for cursing, hence sard
examples:
"sard off"
"what the sard"
"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."
and of course to quote a 10th century old English bible translation of Matthew 5:27, "don't sard another man's wife."

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"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

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O.O

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"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

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O.O

What-

group

omg I'm in a Zoom meeting with my school's entire division and our history teacher logs in late and the first thing he says is "I'm calling from an Olive Garden parking lot in Boston."
(We live in Western NY for context)

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@Pickles group

I love that for him, does he have bread sticks though?

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Almost certainly.

@murphysgirl

I wish I had breadsticks…

I made an abracadabra charm for my sister because she needed it for history. The teacher is giving her bonus points. With my past in metal working and forging, I gave it a try and it worked out. (Although I had to cold stamp the letters into the metal…)

@murphysgirl

Sounds cool! (I don't suppose you have pictures?)

Nah. For some reason google won't let me put photos in my drive, or share them. I've contacted Google several times about the problem. They just haven't gotten to me I suppose…

@murphysgirl

Oof. You know, you can just put photos in an item or character gallery in Notebook, then copy-and-paste the image address into a forum post. It's what I do. But if you don't want to, that's OK.