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I've told this story like 4 times. Long story short: one word. ALASKA.
So this was when me and Elias had just started dating. This creep kept following us and making obscene jokes and apparently he was real mental and he thought I was a trophy, (or he just liked to hunt people for sport I dunno) so he followed me to Elias's house, and I was outside and Elias went inside to get the keys for the snowmobile and this creep popped up out of nowhere and I'm like what I turn my head and I thought he just pushed me down into the snow, and I see Elias charge out of the house like a freaking bear, and sends this dude flying. Elias beats his brains out and ties him to a tree, I stand up and I'm like why am I all wet? And Elias is paler than a ghost and I look down and I realized that I hadn't been pushed, but skewered and the knife was sticking out of my left side, point out, and I couldn't feel anything. Blood was all over the snow and it's a very stark contrast, and blood steams on snow, Elias was crying, I was half delusional, and this poor boy strips his clothing off besides a t shirt and jeans and packs his clothes with snow and we get on the snow mobile and make the 14 minute snow mobile drive to the hospital, I was completely fine, after they fixed me up, but they had to check Elias for frostbite.

Great story.

@moss

yall ever eat something good then you eat something not good so it ruins ur mouth taste

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@Moxie group

The vibes in my house are immaculate at the moment. My mom and I are both just quietly doing work at the table, there's an apple-scented candle in between us that is very pretty, and dinner is in the oven and smells like chilli (one of my favorite food smells). To say I am vibing is an understatement.

This is escpecially nice because sometimes being home alone with just my mom makes me anxious, but right now everything is really nice.

That is all.

NICE!

Thank you, this is exactly how I feel about it.

@Relsey-TheElder

Today I have discovered this and I am never doing my homework or writing to anything else.
You have not known victory till you have completed your Physics homework with the Fellowship theme playing.
Nor Nostalgia till you're writing a goodbye scene and "Samwise the Brave" is playing faintly in your ears.
One of the only good things to come from the hobbit movies is the soundtrack, Howard Shore just has the ability to really just hit you with feels.

@Relsey-TheElder

Dear Assassin bugs, particularly that of the Kissing variety,
I do not mind that you see me as a food, I do not mind sharing my nearly endless supply of blood.
But could you not backwash into my body as I am allergic to you and it causes me a lot of pain.
And to the One that has taken up residence in my sisters closet,Sir I understand feeling the need to bite me once, maybe twice, but seven times in the same spot is completely unnecessary. Not only this but you only need to eat every two weeks so following up the next day with another four is an inexcusable offence. You may have gotten away this time, my flip flop was no match for your hard exoskeleton against the soft carpet, But Mark my words your time is nearing an end. By the Weeks end strange fumes will fill the air, entering your pathetic body, sentencing you to a painful death by poison. I will hunt you till that day comes, zip lock bag in hand I will search the corners of the closet for your worthless form. Alas I can not begin to cause you the same pain you have given to me, even with Benadryl the mark of your misdeed will by carried on my body for three weeks if not longer, causing me pain until the last of your disgusting saliva is at last destroyed. May Pain fall upon your kindred and any of your kind that lay one spindly leg inside this house.
I curse you sir, I condemn you to the very last circle in the pits of the underworld. May you writhe in pain for eternity.
You're reluctant Food supply and Landlord - Relsey

I was rereading Girls made of Snow and Glass
And I’m just now realizing there are implications that Lynet and Nadia had a crush on each other
how am I just now noticing this

@moss

omg i remember reading this one book back in elementary school and the main character had two moms and I remember other characters saying they were a perfect match and I didn't realize they were lesbians til like 2 years later lol

@murphysgirl

All I know is that I'm sleepy and that I have a runny nose, and that I might force my fiancé to bring me chicken noodle soup, because his soup is the bomb.

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I love that. The only thing Elias can effectively make is a grilled chees and somehow a killer reindeer stew? Like I dunno how it happened he just can. But chicken noodle soup is amaaazzziiinnngggggg…..

@murphysgirl

He is also very good at making taco soup. I love taco soup. In the fall, he will literally make huge pots of it just for us (rather, me, because I eat more of it than he does XD). I just store it in the fridge and eat as needed. It will literally last me for like five days.

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I love that 😂 but thing I love is called Spinach Tortellini. It's amazing. And it can last me 3 to 4 days if my dad doesn't get to it.

@murphysgirl

Or gnocchi. I LOVE GNOCCHI.

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I COMPLETELY FORGOT GNOCCI EXISTED! now I have to add it to my tortellini

@murphysgirl

It's also the name of the chef's cat from Curious George, so you know.

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I forgot that too 😂

@murphysgirl

I was mentioning to my brother's friend about how I had gnocchi for breakfast, and he was like, "wait, that's a food? I thought it was the name of the cat from Curious George" and I DIED.

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Dear Assassin bugs, particularly that of the Kissing variety,
I do not mind that you see me as a food, I do not mind sharing my nearly endless supply of blood.
But could you not backwash into my body as I am allergic to you and it causes me a lot of pain.
And to the One that has taken up residence in my sisters closet,Sir I understand feeling the need to bite me once, maybe twice, but seven times in the same spot is completely unnecessary. Not only this but you only need to eat every two weeks so following up the next day with another four is an inexcusable offence. You may have gotten away this time, my flip flop was no match for your hard exoskeleton against the soft carpet, But Mark my words your time is nearing an end. By the Weeks end strange fumes will fill the air, entering your pathetic body, sentencing you to a painful death by poison. I will hunt you till that day comes, zip lock bag in hand I will search the corners of the closet for your worthless form. Alas I can not begin to cause you the same pain you have given to me, even with Benadryl the mark of your misdeed will by carried on my body for three weeks if not longer, causing me pain until the last of your disgusting saliva is at last destroyed. May Pain fall upon your kindred and any of your kind that lay one spindly leg inside this house.
I curse you sir, I condemn you to the very last circle in the pits of the underworld. May you writhe in pain for eternity.
You're reluctant Food supply and Landlord - Relsey

Well said.

@murphysgirl

Don't you just love it when you suddenly get really cold and you have no idea why

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So I must be really fucking stupid or just bad at words because I told my crush that I liked her…and went sending her a paragraph…but it made me sound like a dick. I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT I LIKED HER AND I'D BE THERE FOR HER.

@murphysgirl

Oh honey <3 I hope it all works out!!

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Someone please put me out of my misery…

@murphysgirl

I will send you a hug! (Or, if you don't like hugs, a theoretical bar of chocolate.)

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I take hugs.

@murphysgirl

All right. Big hugs to you! And chocolate as well, because why not.

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

inhale
Why the fuck do people actually like reading my fics?
I'm so grateful, but who the fuck wants to read about 10 idiots driving around in an RV and causing general mayhem for a month, with a side plot of more damn romance?

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Oof that's not good. I hope everything goes well!

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@YukiSenoue group

inhale
Why the fuck do people actually like reading my fics?
I'm so grateful, but who the fuck wants to read about 10 idiots driving around in an RV and causing general mayhem for a month, with a side plot of more damn romance?

people reads shit like [insert you most hated book here], I'm pretty sure your fic is better

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

inhale
Why the fuck do people actually like reading my fics?
I'm so grateful, but who the fuck wants to read about 10 idiots driving around in an RV and causing general mayhem for a month, with a side plot of more damn romance?

people reads shit like [insert you most hated book here], I'm pretty sure your fic is better

Fair
but how the fuck have 27 people liked it enough to leave kudos

@RedTheLoveless

I have to fast today for my annual physical. I hate it.

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I have to fast today for my annual physical. I hate it.

Just don't do it. Unless it's required…