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@RedTheLoveless

I have to fast today for my annual physical. I hate it.

Just don't do it. Unless it's required…

…. it's an annual physical. It's always required to fast at least 8 hours (but they prefer 10-12 hours) before going in that way the tests aren't skewed

@murphysgirl

That's an oof

Oh I have to do that for 24 hours when I get my wisdom teeth taken out.

@moss

fasting isn't that bad just remember to stay hydrated and eat something before you start the fast

@RedTheLoveless

fasting isn't that bad just remember to stay hydrated and eat something before you start the fast

yes? the fuck? it is? idk how you feel when you fast but personally I feel horrible as shit even though I followed both of those key pieces of advice
sorry if I sound angry

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

If I can't shove something in my mouth at least once every 2 hours I start feeling light-headed

@murphysgirl

My guinea pig can, and will happily, eat mini cucumbers that are as big as he is. And once you think about that, that's INSANE. That would be like me eating a cucumber as tall as I am, with small teeth, in about eight minutes. Without pausing.

@moss

Yeah ig its different for everyone. I'm kinda used to fasting cuz I do it a lot. Good luck dude I hope u feel better.

book

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Aight so I'm going to a birthday party so I won't be on for a bit but my brother was throwing something in the big garbage can and he was holding his mask and he threw his mask out and kuajfgkz I'm dying

@murphysgirl

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

You know what I mean XD
now dying of laughter why do I find that so funny

@moss

my brother was once throwing away the garbage and he accidentally threw a nintendo switch game down the chute

@murphysgirl

my brother was once throwing away the garbage and he accidentally threw a nintendo switch game down the chute

What game?

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

my brother was once throwing away the garbage and he accidentally threw a nintendo switch game down the chute

omg
that's considerably worse

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

@murphysgirl

a friend of mine once threw our friendship in the garbage thanks for that Soupie

@moss

my brother was once throwing away the garbage and he accidentally threw a nintendo switch game down the chute

What game?

I think it was switch 1 2. He got it for his birthday

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@Pickles group

fasting isn't that bad just remember to stay hydrated and eat something before you start the fast

I'm always told I can't drink anything

@murphysgirl

my brother was once throwing away the garbage and he accidentally threw a nintendo switch game down the chute

What game?

I think it was switch 1 2. He got it for his birthday

Oh you mean the actual console. Here I am thinking it was a memory chip or something. Duh, Murphy, it's not 2010. XD

@RedTheLoveless

Yeah ig its different for everyone. I'm kinda used to fasting cuz I do it a lot. Good luck dude I hope u feel better.

Thanks buddy, this is the first time I've ever truly fasted before so that probably explains it. I admire how you're able to endure it a lot

book

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

Thanks, Nutella. We needed that.

book

a friend of mine once threw our friendship in the garbage thanks for that Soupie

Okay I have nothing against you. But can you stop?

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@Moxie group

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

cue the veggietales theme song

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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a friend of mine once threw our friendship in the garbage thanks for that Soupie

You've probably never considered if she had reason to.
I'd be willing to bet she did.

@murphysgirl

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

cue the veggietales theme song

yes

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

A cucumber with teeth would be scary no matter how tall it was.

cue the veggietales theme song

♪If you like to talk to tomatoes♪

iF a SqUaSh cAn MaKe yOu sMiLe

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

IF YOU LIKE TO WALTZ WITH POTATOES

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@Pickles group

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

UP AND DOWN THE PRODUCE ISSSLLEEEEEEEEEE