Share things nobody asked you to share

Sorry I disappeared btw, I've just been very busy

I understand that Space. Are you good?

I wanna burn spiders to death just because

Honestly same

they're horrible creepy crawly things that scare the shit out of me every time I see them

I currently have a black widow living in my house praY for me lol

I would just burn your house down tbh

"This just in crazy 17 year old taken into police custody accused of arson she claims to have done this because of a black widow residing in her home more on this topic after sports"

Guys… I did it

This is gold 😂

Breaking News: 17-year-old suspected arsonist escaped from police custody due to unforeseen circumstances involving a nuclear black widow spider angry that its house had been burned down. More details on this story after your local weather.

Oh my God this is amazing 🤣

🎶 What can we say except you’re welcome 🎶

Now I wouldn’t say that 😂 I’m literally rigging everything up in my brain with Bang energy and duct tape and my thought process is a feral raccoon trying to find a piece of bacon ig

Idk man but it does on another topic you’re going to hear my rant bc I can’t not share it. I’m losing my gosh dang mind over it and it pisses me off.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM HAVING A CRISIS
I have come to the realization that the Meet The Press theme called “The Mission suite” is written by John Williams. And then I had the realization that it sounds very familiar to the “Rebels” theme from Star Wars Rebels by Kevin Kiner.

THEY’RE EVEN IN THE SAME KEY C MAJOR AND A MINOR
I am not okay at this point in my life and this mentally has broken me and I am losing it
I am quite literally having a stroke over this knowledge

It makes me so mad and for what reason? Idk man it just does.

The fact that you haven’t heard either is a tragedy in its own right

lol what can i say? I have no life 😬😂

That’s not true. You have a life. You’ve just never had the opportunity. There’s a big difference.

Now I wouldn’t say that 😂 I’m literally rigging everything up in my brain with Bang energy and duct tape and my thought process is a feral raccoon trying to find a piece of bacon ig

Say what you want I think your spectacular! 😁

Thank ya thank ya. I appreciate it

Listen to me very carefully Space.

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What you need to do and I need you to do this as soon as possible. I need you to go to a drug store and buy plan b. It’s an emergency contraceptive. If you have to, buy the store brand because it’s cheaper. It’s the exact same thing. However It’s not cheap. It’s one pill. It runs about 40-60 dollars depending on which one you buy. Once again welcome to the the American contraception money racquet. You have a 72 hour window after “finishing” where plan b is still 100% effective. After that and it’s not guaranteed to work. And what I’m going to need you to do is to keep me updated. I can’t offer much, but I can offer advice. I’m not gonna let someone go through some of the same mistakes I’ve made. Okay?

My boyfriend has to buy me some. I've been asking and he says he hasn't been able to find any.

I call bull. Ask him to give you the cash and you’ll go do it yourself. I know for a fact that CVS and Walgreens has to have it stocked. Walmart is iffy on having it. Your window is closing Space.

I did see that and I was like bruh

Listen that man is in his 90s leave him be at this point 😂