i wanna burn spiders to death just because
Honestly same
they're horrible creepy crawly things that scare the shit out of me everytime i see them
I currently have a black widow living in my house praY for me lol
I would just burn your house down tbh
this is the only acceptable way to deal with this.
alternatively, demand that a co-worker kill it in front of a class of 4 year olds who proceed to scream about the spider. (yes, yes this did happen at work- HUGE spider in my class and I NOPED right outta that)
That reminds me of the one time at my work where there was this huge beetle that was on the back of a customer's neck and he didn't notice until the people in line behind him saw it. They were able to get it off him, but then it was just on the floor and everyone was too scared to deal with it.
Until a guy from another department, who just happened to be walking by just picked it up and brought it outside like it was nothing. Like literally, he looked like he was just picking penny off the ground idk how he was so chill about it.
So I guess the main takeaway from this is that having a fearless coworker nearby is a good alternative to burning your house down.