Shower thoughts

when you take pain meds, the pain doesn't disappear…it's still there you just can't feel it

your organs are constantly shifting and squirming…

If a horse bred with a zebra, is it a zorse or a hebra?

^^(fun fact! It can be called a zebroid (also zedonk, zorse, zebra mule, zonkey, and zebmule (lots of crazy mashes!))

Jumping off a cliff was apparently not dangerous if you are attached to a rubber band

a hundred years ago, you had to be a millionare to have a car. now you have to be rich to have a horse.

Humans used think they're special because they have two legs. In that logic, chickens would be geniuses. They have wings

The first person who heard a parrot speak was probably not okay for several days.

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

How did ancient people deal with allergies??

Someone in the world, did the biggest poop for today. Wonder if they even know

Wonder who is was.

Shuri.

Chances are everyone in the world are related. So Donald Trump might be your 803th counsin or something

We are all related.

Chances are everyone in the world are related. So Donald Trump might be your 803th counsin or something

*803rd

Do make yourself seem better, say, "I am the sister of the second cousin of the wife of the brother of the grandfather of the great-grandchild of the cousin of the ex-husband of the sister of the nephew of [insert celebrity name]"

When we think "loudly" or "quietly" the volume never changes

That literally just made my head hurt.

Right? I literally thought about that for 15 minutes while constantly trying to change the volume of my thoughts. It only confused me more 😂

Swear words are considered "mature" but you are immature if you use them

The more modern/western science and medicine discovers, the more pieces of eastern science/medicine, as well are more spiritually-focused concepts, are confirmed (like the interstitium, a "newly discovered organ" which has been around for centuries as fascial tissue). With that in mind, will there come a point where science is capable of proving or disproving the existance of a greater spiritual force, like a god, or a network of connecting spiritual energies?

If dinosaurs still exist, Donald Trump's wall policy would be a lot more popular. Dinosaurs are so big they must be kept out of cities

someday, netflix may be as outdated as blockbuster

Will we be the people that future generations look up to or despise?

There are 7 billion people in the world. Everyone poops on average once a day. Boom. 7 billion poops have been done in the last 24 hours

Will Iphones one day be as primitive as writng with feathers seems to us?

Think about it- in the 1400s, an pencil was as new and as hip as Iphones are now. Did only hipsters use pencils or what