Shower thoughts

What if, we are all dead and this world is just a trial to test if you could be reborn?

what if when you die you just get transported to another world just like the first- and you'd have no idea?

what if all of this is a dream (or the events before a dream) and none of us are real?

Old people with abs. Think about it.

^Im just sitting her trying to figure out if the abs would have wrinkles

I don't think so…

probably not

Humans must have a special organ just for detecting if the people around farted because somehow that guy next to you always know

What if, when you die, in the few moments between life and death you relive your life. And every time you relive your life, it always ends with you reliving it in the few seconds between life and death. So we're just in an endless cycle of living this life over and over and over

What if, when you die, in the few moments between life and death you relive your life. And every time you relive your life, it always ends with you reliving it in the few seconds between life and death. So we're just in an endless cycle of living this life over and over and over

this could explain deja vu

Ever wonder if that bug you killed had a family to go home too?

Yes…

what if satan's really the good guy

he's not.

ah yes but what really is the difference between good and evil

if i had no bones could i go right through my straw?

If ants could talk, would they squeak like the cartoon characters do when they are shrunk?

I wonder who looked at a cow and thought, "I'm gonna milk that"

If the earth is "flat" how do you explain that wiggly table or chair. Huh huh? The earth is round. Fight me on that.

did the first person who died from a bee sting feel ashamed

The first person to sing must've thought they have really weird lisp or something

The first person to domesticate a cat mustve been crazy

You gotta give thanks to the humans who died finding out what plants we can and can't eat.

I wonder what the first human to write a book was thinking

It's not like books suddenly sprang out of nowhere. Stories were spread by word of mouth before that, someone just went to write them down.

well yeah but that must've been so weird, to write it down

Absolutely.

If you're over 30 years old, you were born before/are older than every dog in the world

Do prehistoric hunter hunt the best skins to make cloths for their girlfriends just some men nowadays do?