Slytherin Common Room

I thought this was GOLD!!!

YES!!!!! I've seen that and it is one hundred percent accurate.

I love dad jokes but my dad never tells them

You need a better dad then

true

I could be your honorary Dad.

Yay :D

I am your new Slytherin son

Awesome

Mine cannot stop telling jokes.

Mine too but it's worse because I have him at home and at school 'cause he's my teacher too

Wow. That's crazy! My head would physically explode if that happened to me.

So many dad jokes and embarrassing childhood stories all in one class period. woo

Yippee(!)

Lol I secretly want to be a crazy high school teacher so I can embarrass my kids in class. And I'll have like 5 kids so that I can do it five times.

NICE PLAN!!!!! I'll probably name them fandom names so they'll be awesome!

You're literally gonna be Matthias as a teacher

Who's Matthias?

I haven't decided whether or not I'll teach a lesson by putting my butt on the chalkboard. Idk I might.

XD…I don't get it.

A somewhat accidentally-iconic character I created

OHHHHHHHHhhhhh…K. :)

Yeah lol. The character that she made taught a math lesson like that somehow lmao

Strange…….I LOVE IT

Haha same everybody loves Matthias

whoopsies

Wat

It was an accident that he would be so liked like, I never expected it at all

HA! I love it when that happens! (Wait, is it a good thing?)