Slytherin Common Room

Also… maybe change the format? Not to be demeaning or anything, it's just kinda hard to read.

yeah same. pretty sure my dad is a Slytherin but not sure, sisters who are Gryffindor, two Hufflepuff, and all my other siblings haven't taken the test

Great googly moogly how big IS your family?

Wait scratch that let me just…

Yeah sorry lol I tried to but got pulled away because I'm at play practice right now so I'm in and out

@Jensen-rs THAT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!! LOVED THE AESTHETIC!!!
Only thing I would say is that it got a little confusing in the middle. And maybe use more descriptive things for actions.
OTHERWISE THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!! :D

(Btw, I just copied it and pasted to docs then deleted.)

(Alright ya'll G'night!)

(goodnight! And if you can, could you please elaborate a bit more on how the middle was confusing? If not, I understand!)

I went to the store to get Sour Cream and Apple Juice

I forgot

my apple juice

I am very sad

NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE APPLE JUICE!!!! I WOULD BE SAD TOO!!!! :O

i told my dad you all like his jokes and now he is telling me all of them

ALL
OF
THEM

I'm dying they're all hilarious help

there were three brick layers. they decide to have a brick breaking contest. the first brick layer picked up his trowel, put the brick on it, and flipped it like a pancake. then he flipped it high in the air, tapped it once with his trowel, and it split into two even pieces. and says. "try to do better than that."

the second bricklayer says. "I can do better than that." he takes a brick, puts it on his trowel, and flips it like a pancake. then he flipped it high in the air, tapped it twice with his trowel, and it split into three even pieces. "try to do better than that

The third bricklayer picks up the last brick, puts it on his trowel, and flips it like a pancake a couple times. then he flings it WAY HIGH in the air, it goes and goes. and goes out of sight.

and that was the end of the joke

and then he says the next one

A woman had a fur coat, and used it to disguise her dog to bring it on a plane. while they were flying, the dog started to annoy a fellow passenger who was sitting at the window near her. so to make it more loud so the woman gets in trouble, he lights a cigarrette (also not allowed) this makes the dog even more anxious and irritating.
everyone around them is annoyed.

the woman tells him to put it out, since no smoking is allowed. he tells her to not have her dog, since no windows are allowed. she asks, "what am I supposed to do? throw him out the window?"
and he says. "yes, throw it out the window."
and so she says, "only if you throw your cigarette out the window."

so he grabs the dog, opens the window (while they flying) and throws both the dog and the cigarette out

the woman is hystarical and crying and the stewardess comes and makes the man leave her alone, and go sit somewhere else and he's introuble for opening a window while they fly

the woman looks out the window, even though she knows her dog won't be there
and she sees

the brick

I CAN'T STOP GRINNING

OH MY GOD THAT’S AMAZING

HAHAHAHA

please send help i can't breATHE OH MY GOD SO MANY dAD JOKES

XD

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