So-But Stories (Forum Game)

But she was set on getting revenge

So she stood there. Watching. Waiting. Searching. For the cat-loving maniac who killed her son.

So she waited so long she died

But then Derp went out to get her nightly dose of bean heroin

So I was too confused to write something just ignore this and respond to yourself

So the woman struck, challenging her to a duel

But she was already dead and was actually just a zombie

So the plot thickens the woman, whos name is Qui, shot her in the head

So she ran to Spanish class

But she ended up in the Emoji Movie

So she literally burned it all and threw it into hell

So she hired a demon (also known as a spider) to burn it for her

But hell erupted so much until its flames consumed earth

So Derp went to Mars instead using her super smarts and the help of some kittens

But mars exploded

But it was filled with Fornite

But that galaxy had weird bow tie wearing aliens who had been quite fond of Earth, and they gave Derp a lecture on why you shouldn't destroy planets.

So Derp listenened to their lecture because she was smart and knew that bow ties are cool, so she trusted the aliens and swore to never purposefully destroy another planet

But then earth regenerated for plot purposes

So he and Marvin and Ford and Trillian and Zaphod went to steal Derp from the earth and fly around their ship and randomness because CURSE YOU HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE BOOK MARATHONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

So everything was happy and SPACESHIIIIPS!!!!