So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!

Vos: gulps a bit before nodding, though he was smirking now. You’ll have to try pretty damn hard to make me scream. I am not easily lowered
Me: ehehe I love this ship

Me: This is like the evil dark ship of my OTP armada lmao
Me: Omg Geneva I fucking snorted lol
Kain: "There are so many things I'd love to do to you…" he growling before inhaling sharply through his teeth, making an odd hissing noise "Just thinking about it is amusing enough"
Atticus: leans against Avery, accepting the awkward but good hug

Truth: Still eating away at Icarus’ face like no tomorrow
M: Okay, look over there for two seconds then to get scarred. Great.
Me: But M… you’re in a gay relationship…
M: So? That hoe’s not Pax.

Vos: chuckles darkly oh sweetheart, you don't know who you're dealing with. *suddenly grabs Kain and flips him onto his back on the booth, now hovering dangerously above him
me: I gotta admit, I'm a sucker for psycho characters and ships

Kain: his face lit up once Vos flipped him on his back and switched positions before hooking onto Vos's body with his legs "That's the beauty in this though… Uncertainty can be SO much fun"
Icarus: finding it kinda hard to breathe but not objecting
Me: Atticus and Icarus weren't even meant to be built for relationships like this but oh well here we go. And yeah psycho characters and ships are like one of the best things tbh

(RED SPEAKING OF TRUTH AND ICARUS UM)

Me: Don’t talk about Truth like that!
Truth unlatching for a moment: You’re just jealous Pax isn’t here, asshat.

Vos: uncertainty? oh, love, I'm certain about this growls faintly as he began to graze his unnaturally pointed teeth across Kain's throat, one hand gathering Kain's up and pinning them above his head
me: hehehe

(OH SHIT YOU RIGHT MY BAD SORRY)

Me: laughing uncontrollably in the background
Kain: lifting his head back to expose more of his neck to Vos as a series of shivers coursed up and down his spine "Mhpf… don't ruin the fun now. I may be human but I am the best a human can ever get…"

Vos: who said anything about ruining the fun? takes a moment to nip sharply at different bits of Kain's neck, his free hand moving to run a finger teasingly down his front
Bastian: god damn why did I date Kaz when I could have dated his dad
me: Bastian what the fuck

Me: Im loving this gayness but guys

me: lmao I'm sorry
Vos: breaks away for a moment I am most certainly not sorry
Bastian: I apologize for nothing
me: okay ignore them

Me: Anyway…
M huffs: SON DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
Truth: Who said you were my dad, whore?
Me: Biggest of oofs.

Jean: What up b#tches? Is this where the party's at? sees all the gayness and nods, smiling Hell yea
Charlie: CJ thank the lord someone sane. SAVE ME
Me: Jean what are you doing I literally don't know anything about you yet go away I need to develop you more.
Jean: Who says you can't do that here? Besides, you know I'm Chelsea Jean Lynch, I'm a pansexual babe and I'm the sexiest mf in any of your stories.
Misty: Oh my god so much conceit. I've got to get out of here.

Icarus: "Oooh snap" he chuckled slightly
Kain: "Shall we continue this elsewhere?" he asked innocently, looking up at Vos on top of him
Me: WEll then okie dokie off you gays go then

Me: Yes but I'm still figuring out how to write pan so please go? Misty you're staying.
Misty: Lyra, my brains are literally melting PLEASE let me leave
Jean: I'm not leaving so you can figure it out. Misty, babe, relax and chill. Charles, loosen up a little okay? I'm like your only friend so go make some more.
Misty: I'm going to die.

Vos: of course, darling. snaps his fingers and teleports them away
me: you know, I would miss them if I didn't know they aren't having a killer time, if ya know what I mean
Bastian: why do you torture us with bad puns
me: because it's all I have left in life

Me: chicken nugget omg no I snerked like jesnes at that lol
Matt: "Yeehaw why in howdy doo do ya encourage this behavior?" he asked from the floor

me: distant French cackling
Bastian: because they're both horrible *shifts a bit so he's now cuddling Matt on the floor
me: yepp, not gonna disagree there
Kaon: hewwo, can I come in since daddy left?
me: you say hewwo and daddy in the same sentence one more time imma slap the lips off your face

Avery: you wanna a cookie? awkwardly pats head

M: mumbles something about going to go kill himself and shuffles off
Me: NOOOOOO! attatches to M’s back

Kaon: does the fucking mario jump for no reason I'll protect you!
me: oh god no don't let him do that he's worse than Bastian
Kaon: oh come on it's not like I'm making out with everyone I see
me: but you do want to murder everyone you see

Kaon: grinning like an idiot Malachi, I am your father
me: groans no, he's Kaz's secondary personality
Kaon: stfu, you ruined the effect

Kaon: ehehe hey buddy
Me: at least you like kids
Kaon: I could never hurt our bby Malachi

Zackary: wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
Truth: yOur MOM
Zackary: She’s dead!