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Della: What about you, Zackary and M?
Avery: welcome to the corner of shame, anxiety, etc.
M: No.
Zackary: Yeah, I don’t feel very comfortable giving information out about myself. Rubs the scar on his face uncomfortably
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Teagan: Then tell us about your name. They're important, and the meanings are fun! Like how Della is generous in Gift Of The Magi but Del Taco here won't even share oreos with me.
Della: What is it with you and those oreos?
Teagan: What is it with you and Hamlet?
Della: Touche
Me: Alright, everyone remember to have fun!
Ryker: You expect me to do that with her?
Aiko: What did you say!
Ryker: You heard me, half-pint.
Aiko: You won't say it again!
Me: You guys have the best character dynamic of all when you aren't fighting! Come on!
Ryker: I have no interest in being friends with her!
Aiko: I actually agree with you for once!
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Della: Yeah, my writer can't even decide if I get the lead in the play or not!! It should have taken her 2 minutes to decide but no. She has to hold the part of Hamlet just out of my reach. And she also can't decide if Aunt Gen will end up with Jackson or Martha. glares pointedly at Jynandor
Avery: Dusk wiped out my entire dimension and wrote it as my fault, my dad and my papa were wiped out so was my sister. Writers like to cause pain
M: My name is M. That’s it. No elaboration because I literally don’t know/like any of you.
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Della: I recommend not asking the people from the Creston story how they're doing. Why? Because Jynandor had to freaking MURDER THEM ALL!!!
Theo: Or the people in Twyllo…
Della: At least most of them are still alive? Oh wait, Jyn can't figure that out either!
Me: Jeez I did nothing of the sort. Killing off characters is fun, but it’s not… a good way to end a story…
M: Seconded.
Avery:checks something on his wrist… a watch maybe? i have to go, ill be back tommorow
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Della: Oh don't worry. It's not the end of the story. They just all were killed to show the irrationality and danger roulette of a civilian revolution when everyone is ill-prepared. And two people escape. But one dies soon after, so…
M Rolls eyes: Yep, great.
Me: Hey, at least they stopped questioning you about your name.
-Ryker and Aiko continue to argue.-
Me: Jeez you two, maybe you're not cut out for this.
Ryker: Whatever.
Aiko: scoffs
Ryker: walks over and pulls out a copy of the Divine Comedy
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Della: It's a metaphor, M. The ones who die are the ones who least deserve it, like a newly married man, a mentally unstable teen, a disabled teen, and said mentally unstable girl's fiance, because in life you can't pick who lives or dies.
Teagan: Also Stephen is really cute.
Della: TRUE!
Erica: Not as cute as Izzy.
Della: ALSO TRUE
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Della: looks at Ryker's book Oh, that looks good! I know they're not related, but have you checked out the Divine Comedy youtube channel?
Ryker: No, I haven't.
Aiko: What's that?
Me: HAHAHAHHAHA IT’S A METAPHOR! GET IT M??
M: oh my gods how can someone so dumb actually make me?
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Della: Hey! Don't talk to Emi that way! She's always kind and fun and supportive!!
Also me: derp derp derp
M: kill me
Ryker: drops backpack to the floor, surrounding it in a barrier of darkness
Aiko: You're so paranoid.
Ryker: And you're too trusting.
Both: scoff with the force of a thousand suns
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Erica: No thanks, I only kill people in Battlefront 2
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Teagan: Eri, you can't even kill people then.
Zackary: Inches towards door, holding breath
Avery: yeah the doors are locked, pretty sure the only way out is for our authers to get us to Zackary
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amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): Zackary, do you want to go outside and look at the stars? You seem nervous. Stars always help me when I'm having a panic attack.
Avery: but what would i know im just a scapegoat Dusk uses
Zackary Slams face-first into the door with how quickly he stopped: N-no I’m alright.
Avery: yo Zackary, do you know a guy named Nyx?
Zackary: Yes, but I didn’t know him very well.
M sighs: Anyway, this is a waste of my time, so I’m going to go.
Me: But I’m not gonna let you leave!
