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Yeah, it's not cool… Sure, there are bad Christians out there. There are bad people in every religion, but it's just hurtful to make it seem like a big point in the villain's character. This is coming from me, one of the least religious people I know. Which leads to…
Agnostic (and atheistic) people don't hate religion necessarily, and not having a god to follow doesn't make them any less of a good person. Also I realize that occasionally I make "godless heathen" jokes without people realizing that I'm irreligious myself, soooo sometimes things get a little awkward. (Hahah my parents would probably freak out if they knew.)

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Most atheist people don't mind religion.

I myself am not religious, but I read the bible because between demonic possession, Cain and Abel, Samson, the Four Horsemen, and angels murdering people in cold blood (seriously, they do).
The bible is very badass…

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Amen 🙏😂😊

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Dude frickin Macabees!

book

B-but I do school in my pyjamas….. None of the other ones apply to me tho. Except that yes, I am a little weird, but I blame it on my various mental disorders.

Okay, yes some of us do. But I bet it depends on the person, family, etc.
I know I never could. To me it would feel super messed up. Like I would feel so wrong.
Does anyone get what I mean?

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Actually, it's mostly because I'm to lazy to change out of them…. hello darkness my old friend, I'm probably gonna stay single forever, and so on. Woe is me.

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Most atheist people don't mind religion.

I myself am not religious, but I read the bible because between demonic possession, Cain and Abel, Samson, the Four Horsemen, and angels murdering people in cold blood (seriously, they do).
The bible is very badass…

I'm Catholic, but putting that aside, I'll honestly read the Bible sometimes if I'm bored for some of the OT stuff. It's intense! And also a lot darker than children's Bibles would lead you to believe…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Yeah!

@Crisis

I'm sorta punk-ish so I must be A Rebel
No
I get along fine following most rules and I wish everyone else would do the same now stop texting in class you imbecile

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I just have a vivid memory of my dad reading children's Bible stories to my little sister and he was reading about Daniel's affair with Bathseba and just looks up and goes "I thought this was for kids?"

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Hah.

@yeetus
  • Asians are all really really nerdy
  • People who wear glasses are all nerdy
  • Introverts are antisocial and bad at public speaking

As an introverted Asian that wears glasses, I can assure you this isn't true

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Most atheist people don't mind religion.

I myself am not religious, but I read the bible because between demonic possession, Cain and Abel, Samson, the Four Horsemen, and angels murdering people in cold blood (seriously, they do).
The bible is very badass…

I'm Catholic, but putting that aside, I'll honestly read the Bible sometimes if I'm bored for some of the OT stuff. It's intense! And also a lot darker than children's Bibles would lead you to believe…

I am also Catholic. When I was around eight I started to read the Bible for fun because I thought it was very action packed! I still do at times, and it's interesting to know that these people were real!

The Bible has so many misconceptions around it because it keeps getting censored by Bible school

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Yeah

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

You guys remember when that angel murdered a whole Assyrian army in a single night?

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AWESOME

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What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

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What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

Remember whrlen Samson offered a Philistine guy the foreskins of 100 men?

@Crisis

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

Remember whrlen Samson offered a Philistine guy the foreskins of 100 men?

That part is my favourite

@Crisis

It's so gruesome and hilarious

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Did you guys know that in the bible the only plant to grow over king Solomon's grave was…

Cannibis?

@Crisis

I suddenly want to read the Bible for the first time ever

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

What? Do you smoke weed?

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

You don't have to answer…

@Crisis

No, I do not
I just find these things about the Bible very amusing

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Yeah… Me too…

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Did you guys know that in the bible the only plant to grow over king Solomon's grave was…

Cannibis?

Well, it can help you find a new level of wisdom……