"parental satan"
Me btw
we have one of those family jokes and they're married to two people in in, and they call them pennywise and it instead of any other spouse thing.
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"So you're saying when you were in new york you ate people?"
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"fuck. I owe Sebastian 20 bucks because I fell for that guy."
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"Mom says it's my turn in the prision."
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"why is there a tampon over here? Robert what the h e l l"
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"I could fistfight a polar bear right now."
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"My name is {name} but my mom calls me {nickname}."
"My name is {name} but my mom calls me 'disappointment.'"
"there is seeting - seething fire coming out of my ears right now. you see it? you should. I'd punch a wall."
-me after finding out that my friend coughed up blood and the school nurse didn't do anything
((I went to the office and yelled at her lmao))
"there is seeting - seething fire coming out of my ears right now. you see it? you should. I'd punch a wall."
-me after finding out that my friend coughed up blood and the school nurse didn't do anything
((I went to the office and yelled at her lmao))
School nurses in a nutshell. One made my sister walk on her badly-sprained leg after she fell in the gym, thinking that she was making it up. My family and I were friggin' pissed until we found out she soon got fired after that for shit-talking other students while treating other students. It was a whole mess. The new lady was better, but still useless.
No, like she was literally on her knees in the cafeteria coughing up blood and she couldn't breathe so we took her to the nurse and explained it while she was still having great difficulty taking any breaths and there was still blood in her mouth, and the nurse just said "why can't she breathe though" like bish IDK CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE PLZ and she said "no she's breathing fine now" and had her sit down on a bed with a couple of cough drops and made me and her other friend leave for two hours. like bish no, I'm not gonna leave her with your inadequate ass, and so I yelled at her and told her to call her dad which she did and they went to the doctor and SHE HAS BRONCHITIS, MAYBE YOU SHOULDA LOOKED INTO THAT
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“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
"Hey do you guys like porn?" Shouted by a kid hanging out of a bus window from the bus next to mine, at some kids sitting behind me.
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“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
Reminds me of this discussion with some friends lol:
"I have Big Dick Energy."
"You're a girl."
"It's not like a literal dick, but a metaphorical dick."
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“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
Reminds me of this discussion with some friends lol:
"I have Big Dick Energy."
"You're a girl."
"It's not like a literal dick, but a metaphorical dick."
Lmaooo
Actually this came from me almost hitting a male friend of mine in the crotch and like I recoiled a little and he gave me a weird look
Also there’s the classic
“No you ask him.”
“Bruh no u”
“Fine I’ll ask it for you.”
“Do you know how to play Bitch Lasagna?”
“No.” Not in like a rude way, but like, oh, no, I don't.
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“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
Reminds me of this discussion with some friends lol:
"I have Big Dick Energy."
"You're a girl."
"It's not like a literal dick, but a metaphorical dick."Lmaooo
Actually this came from me almost hitting a male friend of mine in the crotch and like I recoiled a little and he gave me a weird look
Also there’s the classic
“No you ask him.”
“Bruh no u”
“Fine I’ll ask it for you.”“Do you know how to play Bitch Lasagna?”
“No.” Not in like a rude way, but like, oh, no, I don't.
Oof I accidentally hit a castmate in the balls when I was practicing choreo. He took it pretty well, but it was still awkward.
On that topic:
My cast mate, who was playing the King of France after being hit in the balls: THE ROYAL JEWELS!
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“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
Reminds me of this discussion with some friends lol:
"I have Big Dick Energy."
"You're a girl."
"It's not like a literal dick, but a metaphorical dick."Lmaooo
Actually this came from me almost hitting a male friend of mine in the crotch and like I recoiled a little and he gave me a weird look
Also there’s the classic
“No you ask him.”
“Bruh no u”
“Fine I’ll ask it for you.”“Do you know how to play Bitch Lasagna?”
“No.” Not in like a rude way, but like, oh, no, I don't.
Oof I accidentally hit a castmate in the balls when I was practicing choreo. He took it pretty well, but it was still awkward.
On that topic:My cast mate, who was playing the King of France after being hit in the balls: THE ROYAL JEWELS!
"Well, you can suck my nonexistent dick!" is one of my friend's favorite things to say.
“I felt that in my ghost penis.” Me, a very tired female band kid
Reminds me of this discussion with some friends lol:
"I have Big Dick Energy."
"You're a girl."
"It's not like a literal dick, but a metaphorical dick."
Enter me, reminding my female friends that you can't suck what's not there if ya know what I mean
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My friend, new to the theatre: "Why are they all crowding around me? REED!"
Me, leading a hoard of theatre kids to circle him: "SACRAFICE"
Me: "Why are you all applauding me? I just answered the question correctly!
Senior sitting next to me: "Don't worry, it's customary to applaud the freshmen before we eat them."
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Someone, playing justin beiber: It's friday bitch.
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"Hi, I'm from (this place). There are more cranberries than people there."
me, but corn.
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Arranges low wind instruments into a pentagram like a form motion. I stand in middle as sacrifice. They start chanting
"Oscar. Oscar. OscarOscarOscarOscarOscarOscar! OSCAR!"
Our section leader shows up
"What are you doing?"
"Oscar!"
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“I woke up at 69 this morning.”
"I regret nothing." proceeds to down a fourth sugar packet
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"Watch me." Proceeds to down a 6th soy souce packet.