Why did the banana go to the doctor
Telling puns game
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why?
He wasn't peeling well
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Idk, why
(o my goodness. I love this so much.)
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Because the P is SILENT
( @PunsAndShips needs to see this.)
Lol
Singing in the shower is all fun and games u till you get shampoo in your mouth then it is a soap opera
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How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
Deer:I will fight you with my bear hands
Bear: Oh Deer
Oh, I got one.
So a sandwich walked into a bar. He sat down at the counter and ordered a drink. And the bartender looked at him and said: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Who runs the world
Squirrels
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I WAS SUMMONED?
INDEED. FOR PUNS!
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I’m dying, these are beautiful 😂
Thank you. I hope is it up for your pun meter
Who wants to hear a joke about convergent boundaries?
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Sure
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Also, I’m going to post my favorite punny joke:
I went to a zoo the other day, and the only animal there was a dog.
It was a shitzu.
pffffft
Sorry about taking so long with my joke, by the way. It was still coming together.
(Get it?)
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(Ahhhhh lol)
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Yo guys don’t spell part backwards.
It’s a trap.
(I really do love this.)
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(Me too thanks for mentioning me:))
(No problemo (: )
An Adventure
Alpaca my bags
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Turquoise is the best color.
It’s cyantifically proven.