Q: What did one cat say to the other cat?
A: Meow.
Telling puns game
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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet?
A πthon
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How much does Santa pay for parking?
None, it’s on the house
I saw something ghastly the other day.
It was a pair of crows sitting on a bench.
Boy was that a brutal attempt at murder.
Three men walked into a bar.
The forth one ducked.
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MY GF ASKED FOR PUNS IN A GROUP CHAT IM IN, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
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(tfw when you want to post some puns but your 90% sure people won't get them because they're music puns aka stuff with measures, bars, ect. (and yes i remember that you play cello nie so imma just put them out there anyways))
shall we raise the bar?
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(I am a music person, post those puns)
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(yay)
but do you think you can measure up? musical puns happen to be my forte.
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Stop those music puns or you’re under a rest, your punishment is gonna B Major
(I don't even do music but I love these anyways)
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(Lol)
Nah, I think I'm going to B natural, since that's what we're supposed to be. Which reminds me, did you happen to see A minor goddess fall from the sky yesterday? It was all over the news.
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Wow, I need to pick up the tempo. Compared to yours, my puns are falling a little flat.
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I told you we needed to raise the bar. Besides that, I've already mentioned that these puns are my forte, and therefore you might not be able to measure up.
(Also just curious, what instrument do you play?)
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I guess I’ll never be A major success at this, I’m only ever gonna B minor..
(Voice, piano. You?)
I C Major flaws within these puns. If puns are your forte, then my skills are beyond measure.
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I think it’s worth note-ing that I’m very tired and my puns are still past the bar line. However, I think I should give it a rest because I’m feeling beat.
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Well, I guess I'll let you leave then, but you'll be Bach soon, I know it!
(Nice! Violin)
Hey now, you better not be Haydn your best puns from me!
(Aside from cello, I play drums (not like a drum kit), and I'm studying piano and harp.)
(You think with all of this my rhythm and stuff would be better, but I'm still trash XD)
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(lol it's fine. and harp? aaaaa that's really cool! my interest in harp actually started this year, (last year actually lol) and it's truly a very fine instrument! it's just sad that they really aren't loud enough when you have a full orchestra (that doesn't even have brass instruments or anything) and just one harp. hhhh last time i got a chance to play with a harp in an orchestra (which was also the only time) i was legit sitting right in front of her and still i couldn't hear her when everyone was playing aaaaaa)
of course i'm not Hadyn them, I'm offended! Dont (no apostrophe because that's actually a composer's last name) Hadyn your best puns from me, either. Besides that, remember to B natural! Shall we raise the bar then?
These puns aren't even strong enough to scale a mountain. This is sonata contest. My puns are obviously the best. So stop fiddling around if you think that your puns are great enough to impress Paganini hymn-self.
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Hmm, didn't you get the hint? Your puns only lead to more treble, couldn't you reed it? You are really having some minor setbacks
Perhaps I am. I'll be sure not to repeat any mistakes I made. But you see, the key here is to build your puns up from the bass and take notes on flaws along the way. Otherwise, instead of being something Major, it will B flat,
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Ah, you think you can beat me, eh? I won a musical pun battle last July. And I think I can win this one. Shall I raise the tempo? I think your jokes are just too flat for this battle. Besides, I know I'll come out on top of the pedalstal.
Ahh, I see. You think that your puns are the cymbals of greatness? Well, it's a suite thought, but you'll need to sharpen up your skills if you think that you beat me. If you been waiting to tell me your best puns, you better duet now.
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On the contrary, to rephrase what a friend said in more eloquent, and musically pun-ed, "Izzy's puns have been augmented while Nie's has been diminished." Besides that, you accent your words too much, I'm afraid you'll fall a whole step lower.
A-chord-ing to professionals, your puns are solo quality, that anyone who sees it will toss them in tutti trash can and never think twice about it.