THE FAM CHAT

I have tooooo many siblings. And now I have more! Yay! :D

I have none…..AND DON'T EVEN SAY I'M LUCKY BC I'M NO WHERE NEAR THAT

WELL NOW YOU HAVE SOME

GO TALK TO YOUR SIBLING CHILD

WAIT WHAT

I'm adopting you

I'm your father now

talk to your siblings (aka everyone on this chat besides me)

oki den????? HEY PPL I AM THE NEWLY ADOPTED CHILD

I'm you anti-coffee sister who writes a lot of fanfiction and has really bad social anxiety.

nice to meet u

Hopefully I don't die from contamination

it's fine u probably won't

At my funeral

I want Scarlet to give my eulogy

And serve strawberries and clementines

No coffee

Have Camiestrange take care of Ender

Turtleoffreedom should have my star wars legos

I hope you all come

U won't dieeee calm down

Am I part of the fam if my boyfriend was already adopted?

Yeah dude outside relationships don't really matter here

My son

Sobs. Thank you father

Anywho I want you and collin to help carry my coffin down the aisle

Okay. Do you have a date for said funeral

wait what do I do at the funeral

Cry mostly

Maybe go up and help Scarlet through the eulogy

Okay. Do you have a date for said funeral

Hopefully sometime this week

Cry mostly

Maybe go up and help Scarlet through the eulogy

oh okay
but uh pls don't die

It's looking pretty certain atm

oh no

Ugh my stomach

oof
don't die pls
we don't wanna be orphans

^^^^

I might

my mom is trying to force me to go to church

oof good vibes to all us christian lgbtq+ ppl and socially anxious children who don't wanna go to church today

hi can i join this family

Yiss