I just thought about how I haven't been hit on a man since getting to college. It's really cool.
Fantastic. Queen. King. Generalized royalty/deity. Wonderful. You have powers beyond me and I am in fear and awe of you.
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(It's the gay ahdjsksl)
Ah, and I am bisexual, meaning I am not privy to these powers.
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I just have a lot of simps
as a bisexual, i accidentally flirt with everyone and consequently cannot tell when people flirt with me
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Nah, I'm bi, I'm just very not-straight in how I present myself. It's wonderful cishet men deterrent.
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That said, I got hit on less than most girls in high school, but I also attracted some weird fucking guys.
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I have never been hit on because I have been told multiple times that I'm "extremely indimidating" and "death glares a lot" and "too chaotic" and "likes fire too much"
Whatever the hell that means XD
I'm actually sort of nice when you get past my cynical and nihilistic exterior and past the arsonist and chaotic middle part and then dig your way past the depressed and anxious semi middle and then you get to my core but if you go deeper into my soul then you'll see that I dont have one
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The only men who seem to be attracted to me irl are perverts and sexual predators ;-;
anyone wanna be gay genderqueer pirates with me
because
pirates are rad
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ninjas are better for sure
Bro hell yeah
I wanna be the one in charge of the cannons >:3
i get to be the secret captain
like someone is 'the captain pirate' but i'm the actual mastermind behind it all
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I wanna be the one with a big hat and a parrot
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did somebody say
pirates
I wanna be the navigator
OH ACTUALLY NO
I'D BE THE DESIGNATED BARD!!!
I would like to be a pirate! I'll be the token himbo on the crew, kinda like Mr. Smee from Peter Pan or idk.
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As long as I get a cool eyepatch and sexy boots, I don't give a shit what role I play.
But maybe don't make me navigator if you don't want to get lost.
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I'll be the barrel maker
YAY
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I would like to be a pirate! I'll be the token himbo on the crew, kinda like Mr. Smee from Peter Pan or idk.
I laughed out loud way too hard at this
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Lmao yeah. "Token himbo" had me reeling.
They aren't wrong tho sduhajkdufhydajs
I get to be the bard >:3
I have so many shanties
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I want a cool vest and tall boots
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They aren't wrong tho sduhajkdufhydajs
I get to be the bard >:3
I have so many shanties
:O I know a shanty from One Piece I could teach you
They aren't wrong tho sduhajkdufhydajs
I get to be the bard >:3
I have so many shanties
YOU MUST SING BEAUTIFUL MELODIES FOR US
YES
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Oh! I know! I'll be the ship cook. Checks out, yeah?
yes
There's this one I really like called Twiddles and it's amazing
I like the Wellerman of course, it's a classic
SEA SHANTY TIKTOK
