I would like to be a pirate! I'll be the token himbo on the crew, kinda like Mr. Smee from Peter Pan or idk.
I laughed out loud way too hard at this
don't dis my man smee. he deserves just as much credit as captain hook you uncultured swine /joking
.jpg)
group
Randy Dandy-O is hands-down my favorite shanty. If you haven't heard it, go give it a listen when you can.
I personally like the Drunken Sailor one, for… like, reasons.
I'm not a huge fan of it, but I'll give it another listen
That or Haul Away Joe.
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
Indeed!
group
Smee is 100% more desirable than Captain Hook
group
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
It's a classic and a bop
group
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
Indeed!
God Yes, I've had it stuck in my head
for so long
Smee is 100% more desirable than Captain Hook
I mean, duh.
group
Call me a weeb but Bink's Sake from One Piece is incredible
group
God, I started playing some Assassins Creed not too long ago and it's just like. I get to be pirate. My little guys sing shanties for me. Living the dream.
we had to sing an aldi sea shanty for choir so that was interesting
group
We sang "pay me my money down" in like elementary school, so it was really bizarre hearing the actual shanty, and having not sang by a bunch of kids when I was older.
group
The only men who seem to be attracted to me irl are perverts and sexual predators ;-;
I didn’t read the ‘irl’ bit and was about to say— “YoU hAvE a BoYfRiEnD!”
group
Can I be the insane and flamboyant pirate with the hat with the big frilly feather that lights homophobes on fire and songs a duet with my parrot while they burn
Spoiler - click to show.
Consider: Me. A man. Without a
You already got us! We're here! come and get it! Wait were you talking about cis men without
or…?
Can I be the insane and flamboyant pirate with the hat with the big frilly feather that lights homophobes on fire and songs a duet with my parrot while they burn
you have the captains permission
You already got us! We're here! come and get it! Wait were you talking about cis men without
Spoiler - click to show.or…?
just the general idea
I just realized that the thought of this makes me uncomfy, as the kids say
I mean that is fair, and speaking of pirates as we were earlier, who is your favorite pirate? from any media.
this is an open question btw anyone can answer it.
group
Jack Sparrow
I want to get drunk with him
group
uhhhhhhh
either Portgas D. Ace or Trafalgar Law
group
Ngl I'm kind of gay for Mary Read from Assassin's Creed Black Flag. (I realize she was a real person too, and the character is loosely based on her)
But come to think about it, I really don't consume a whole lot of pirate media, huh?
Jack Sparrow
I want to get drunk with him
ooh indeed! I too would get drunk with him!
group
He is a very good man to get drunk with
