Today on dumb shit my mom says: on top surgery. So. I brought up furthering the process of himboification by removing my twin titter tots and my mom was all like “tHInK aBoUT yOUr ferTiLiTy” because… having my badonkers removed inhibits my abilities to get pregnant? For some reason? I don’t even wanna have a kid with this body, but whatever. Like I still have the… other set, which I don’t plan on using for the record, because again, I’m gay, adoption’s the way, but my mom is getting really pissed. She says I can still bind but like, the health risks involved with wearing a binder improperly are something I don’t wanna risk and while I do still bind I really want a truly flat chest, ya know? So yeah TL;DR my mom is weird about the idea of top surgery applied to me.