They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
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They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'M A POPTART GOD
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okay wtf have I just walked back into?
Honestly same
I feel like everyone has just gotten high off the same glue stick, and here I am at 2:16 AM wondering why I am not doing my coursework XD
Possibly the best sentence I've read today…
Time for the best part of almost every day… My siblings are reading stories, so I'm dancing like an idiot
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
IrUkAnJi JeLlYfIsH
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
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They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
I'm a pop tart god.
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
I'm a pop tart god.
Try me! I'm an Irukanji jellyfish!
Time for the best part of almost every day… My siblings are reading stories, so I'm dancing like an idiot
Aaaand nevermind, dancing is hard when you have so much hot cocoa you feel like you might get sick
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
I was kinda looking forward to today's idiot dance session… sad face with a whipped cream mustache
weirdly dances for Ella
hugs
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
Poor jellyfish, death by fewt
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okay wtf have I just walked back into?
Icecream, brownie (Chocolate triple fudge), frozen yogurt, and fruitsalad party.
(With added topping such as chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauces, sprinkles of all kinds, and whipped cream.)
I am a very chocolatey hazelnut-brain
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!
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okay wtf have I just walked back into?
Icecream, brownie (Chocolate triple fudge), frozen yogurt, and fruitsalad party.
(With added topping such as chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauces, sprinkles of all kinds, and whipped cream.)
Zeus almighty..
okay wtf have I just walked back into?
Icecream, brownie (Chocolate triple fudge), frozen yogurt, and fruitsalad party.
(With added topping such as chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauces, sprinkles of all kinds, and whipped cream.)Zeus almighty..
And an Irukanji jellyfish defeating a piece of fruit!
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okay wtf have I just walked back into?
Icecream, brownie (Chocolate triple fudge), frozen yogurt, and fruitsalad party.
(With added topping such as chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauces, sprinkles of all kinds, and whipped cream.)Zeus almighty..
PARTY!!! (Also did I mention any and all icecreams are available??)
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!
but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.
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I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!
but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.
AND THE JELLYFISH PULLS OUT A RAYGUN AND ZAPS THE FRUIT INTO OUTER SPACE WHERE IT FREEZES, SHRINKS, AND DIES
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I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR INFINITE MULTIPLE FLAVOURED POPTART PACKAGES IN EVERY M.R.E. I GET ON FTX!!!!!!!!!
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I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR INFINITE MULTIPLE FLAVOURED POPTART PACKAGES!!!!!!
WISH GRANTED.
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I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings