I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR INFINITE MULTIPLE FLAVOURED POPTART PACKAGES!!!!!!
WISH GRANTED.
THANK YOU!!!
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!
but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.
AND THE JELLYFISH PULLS OUT A RAYGUN AND ZAPS THE FRUIT INTO OUTER SPACE WHERE IT FREEZES, SHRINKS, AND DIES
But its noodle arms can't pick up a gun. Issa jellyfish.
I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings
…U-Ummmm
I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR A NYON CAT!!!
They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.
LIES
I am a fruit.
FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!
I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.
I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!
Lucky for me fruit can't die
Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha
Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.
But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!
It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.
But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!
but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.
AND THE JELLYFISH PULLS OUT A RAYGUN AND ZAPS THE FRUIT INTO OUTER SPACE WHERE IT FREEZES, SHRINKS, AND DIES
But its noodle arms can't pick up a gun. Issa jellyfish.
ISSA IRUKANJI JELLYFISH THAT HAS NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC!!!
I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR A NYON CAT!!!
GRANTED
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I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings
…U-Ummmm
HA! Don't worry about that sweetie, I was just messing ;)
I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings
…U-Ummmm
HA! Don't worry about that sweetie, I was just messing ;)
…Ok.
I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.
I WISH FOR A NYON CAT!!!
GRANTED
THANK YOU!!!
Pop Tart God. exe has stopped working.
Why do my siblings always enter my room while I'm dancing to Tokio Funka of all songs?
Hello my darlings!
Good Morning!
Goid morning Starry!
How are you today?
Immobilizer due to the boy who's on top of me.
And Why is he on top of you??
(From what I can tell this happens a lot)
Because it's cute and he likes to stay warm.
Eh, your choice. Anyway I have a feeling today's gonna be good!
That's a good feeling to have!
Yup! Also I'm starting my day with a marathon of Fairytale, which makes everything awesome even though I got myself up too early.
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Morning! 😌
MORNING!!
Hey LEEEE!
Also, cool Starry!
Yeah. I woke myself up at 5AM, (An hour and 40 minutes ago)
Anyway What's up?
Not much.
Not much here either…. Although I'm debating about waking my dad up…..
Alright time to wake the sleeping bear….
