The Notebook Mafia

Oh..~
Well, now I'm even more interested.~

slightly retches at the lovey dovey display

Heheh, you've had your turn, darling. Don't be jealous now.~

hisses at this Fuck off. I’m not jealous ya #@$*&!

I'm stealing your man, sorry Whisper

I flash Whisper a knowing grin before turning back to Crypt

Nawh, I'm not hers. Not anymore, at least! I smirk jokingly

just growls and turns away, heading to grab some rum and coke

Awh, don't be mad, Whisp! You know I love ya!

flips you off Yeah, yeah, whatever ya say.

Heh-

sits in my depression corner and drinks three shot glasses of rum and coke in quick succession

I will give you,,, good vibes? Virtual smoothie? To make the depression fuck off?

yes

It's okay <3

just looks at you two as I pour myself another shot and pounds it

I-

angry feral screaming as I yoink you from your spot and give you cuddles

honestly probably looks vaguely scared at that and is limp in your arms from shock

I immediately begin to protest Don Josh was being flirty with his trophy wife, and when I went to go get a drink because I was feeling stressed, he and @WoodlandCryptid wouldn’t let me alone and now he’s cuddling me! Help!

wonders what the heck is going on

I have very little idea! I just woke up!

I have achohol if anyone wants it

reaches out eagerly for more alcohol “Please.”

Here you go 🍺

Thanks. sips while still trapped in Josh’s arms

I grin, then let go of Whisp to smooth back my hair.
What's the matter, you never seen a guy like me before?

sticks my tongue out at Josh before going back to sipping my ale

Smiles and stalks and SHIPS Whisp and SpookJim bc yout two are fricking adorable

(Also, NO, Wolfy!)