The Notebook Mafia

(yeah, uh, we aren't together-)

sips alcohol in silence wishing I could go back to sleep

I light a cigarette and lean back in my chair

Is kinda just vibing at this point, just straight vibes

passes @WoodlandCryptid a glass of wine Guess we’re all just chilling here for now. There’s no other mafias to fight at the moment. I chuckle

Bold of you to think that we "fight" mafias.
Darling, you have no idea how much reach we have.
I chuckle, reclining back in my chair.

Takes the wine but pours it into a sink and puts soda in the wine glass Ya boi doesn't drink alcohol.

I drink things that look like wine for the aesthetic, but don't actually drink it :)

Ah, that's rather fitting.

I turn to Josh That was entirely a joke, buttercup. flips you off yet again and downs the dregs of my ale before turning to WoodlandCryptid I shall keep that in mind then. Do you drink cranberry juice? I use that for my own personal aesthetic.

I know it was a joke. And don't call me that.
My expression remains neutral, but my voice hardens a little.

I stick my tongue out at you, my eyes going cold Very well, Don. I won’t speak out of turn again then. I snap my gaze back forward as I stand at attention beside your chair

Hmm, I tend to drink blackberry soda

I simply nod at the Donna, not going back on my word not to speak

(I'm not gonna lie, I got so confused just because in Italian it's spelled Donna with two ns and it was like "Huh, Wha t?")

(abfjdakgkj well uh)

(Sorry, I tend to make spelling mistakes with a keyboard)

(I prefer "Boss" but that's just me)

(Then SAY that. You’re the boss, you can ask to be called whatever you want.)

(Oh no, it's spelled like Dona in a lot of other languages, also it's a female term lol. I'm trying to find a genderqueer term for it, but I can't find one)

(I was just taking Don(n)a as the counterpart to Don)

Boss
Boss is genderqueer

Big brain-

sighs deeply but stays quiet otherwise

Well what a sorry sight we are.

I look over and raise an eyebrow as if asking ‘how so?’

I shrug, letting out a sigh.

I just accept that and turn to look forward again, attempting and probably failing to look intimidating in my black suit

Everyone else in the mafia: Super serious and scary
Me: Literally being just absolutley chaotic and dramatic in colorful clothes