The Roodeness Shenanigans

I just got back from watching fireworks lol

as long as you aren't my neighbors, I don't care lol

meaning about the fireworks. I mean…I hope you had fun lol I just mean the fireworks and scaring my dog. I don't mean to sound mean lmao

Nah you didn't sound mean lol, it was super fun but it was also city sanctioned and not a bunch of idiots lighting them off. It was the first time in years that I haven't been like directly under the fireworks so it was nice not to have my ears wrecked by them.

lol alright. Oh fun! Yeah there are two people in my neighborhood who lit off a fuckton

I get trying to be a good party host but damn would these guests please get the hint. I'm exhausted just go to your hotel rooms we'll see each other tomorrow for fucks sake.

I'm too much of a damn introvert to keep this up. Someone please help me. I'm about to fall asleep standing.

i am a horrible mother and i do not deserve such precious chinchildren

We give my dog a bit of benadryl when the fireworks get really bad (the people by us usually light them off for the first few nights of July) to calm her down, that might help? You'd need to look into the dosage relative to size though

We have some doggy Xanex that we're giving her today, but thanks for the suggestion!

, it has the consistency of dog slobber.

Oh my gosh that's horrible.

I had to wash my hands like I was Lady M*cbeth to get it out.

Oh my gosh that reminds me that they said the name of the Danish play in the middle of Hamilton!

"they think me M*cbeth, ambition is my folly i'm a polymath a pain in the ass a– massive pain"

, it has the consistency of dog slobber.

Oh my gosh that's horrible.

I had to wash my hands like I was Lady M*cbeth to get it out.

Oh my gosh that reminds me that they said the name of the Danish play in the middle of Hamilton!

"they think me M*cbeth, ambition is my folly i'm a polymath a pain in the ass a– massive pain"

"Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's MacDuff, and Birnam Wood is congress on its way to Dunsinane-"

dfghdbjhgb I need to watch it so damn badly but my parents won't let me :( they're worried it's inappropriate for my brothers and it's driving me insane

idk my sister is obsessed and she's ten. has been for a good year now, even managed to maybe convince mom to cancel netflix for disney+ and hulu

it really isn't that out there. like these kids get worse from the internet or action movies, and at least it's semi historical. ham cheats on his wife, his son gets shot, then he gets shot. that stuff happens irl super often(unfortunately but you get my point) so it's only fair to let your kids be aware of it

they're worried it's inappropriate for my brothers

Well… probably is if they are kids.

It…isn't tho? It's not really that bad from what I've heard. I mean, the youngest is nine, and he's watched all the same Marvel movies I have, so

(I'm going to pretend I didn't just see any spoilers)

dfghdfhdf HISTORY ISN'T SPOILERS EVEN IF IT'S AMERICAN

they're worried it's inappropriate for my brothers

Well… probably is if they are kids.

It…isn't tho? It's not really that bad from what I've heard. I mean, the youngest is nine, and he's watched all the same Marvel movies I have, so

The only thing is language and ~fire~ music ew did I really just say that?
It's rated PG-13 🤷‍♀️

I know, I've listened to it a billion times

I NEVER DID THAT SIDE OF AMERICAN HISTORY!!!!!!

spoiler alert: america took the kids in the divorce from britain. also george washington died ;( i was really liking his character arc

oh come on jyn, we all know the doctors didn't have access to the technology(leeches) needed to get rid of that much blood. they obviously gave him a little too much whiskey and coke(cocaine)

i'm sure it'll come out in a later panel, or in some interview