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Because they're cronch your teeth into crumbs
mmmm
t e t h
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Ah yes, Teth
I can't stop laughing. I think some of y'all know why.
Dear chat: of course people don't like you. Why would they? You suck. You have to make everything about you. You're so dumb. You don't understand when people give directions but you don't ever ask for clarifications. You think everyone can't see the tears in your eyes when you answer a question wrong? Of course they do. Everyone sees, dumbass. You haven't done anything right since the summer of 1943. Your friends all hate you and you know it. And for good reason. Fuck off.
You don't understand when people give directions but you don't ever ask for clarifications.
Oof. Me.
My mom went into my room for an unknown reason and opened one of my drawers, again, I don't know why, and found my "migraine kit" which consists of migraine specific med, ibuprofen, 4 plastic water bottles that I refilled with water that doesn't make me nauseous, and some cracker. My mom looked at me and said "Why do you need this?" like, Mother, you know I get migraines often and I don't like to leave my room. Leave me be
I just found out one of my favorite artists is ace and I know it’s silly but this makes me so stupidly happy and I’m really proud of her for coming out, even if it was months ago and I just now learned-
I'm happy for you.
I think I have a migraine (: and my parents won't let me stay home so it's just going to get worse (: yayy
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oh fuck
don't die
I would, but that's not the point
I would die too.
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I'd like to be rude to myself for being a dumbass
All I wanted was bread
I didn't sign up for a trip to Urgent Care
what
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I accidentally sliced my finger open
Cutting bread
And they had to glue my finger shut
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you’re kidding
I accidentally sliced my finger open
Cutting bread
And they had to glue my finger shut
My sister did that with a bagel because she wanted to use the largest knife possible. 7 years later and our granite counter tops are still stained with her blood. Did you have to get a splint?
aSH
omg
be careful with knives people
or don’t use the biggest knife possible or serrated edges for fucking bread
Aren't you supposed to use a serrated knife for bread?
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you’re kidding
I am certainly fucking not
Ash oh my god
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I really wanted bread, okay?
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I cut my finger open while cutting a bagel
I was holding it like a dumbass and got my dues
One time my mom was cutting cauliflower with a butcher knife (long story) and had to go to urgent care because she sliced open her thumb
