The Roodeness Shenanigans

im the person who gets a really cool introduction then never shows up ever again
i dont know what that would even be but its the first thing that showed up in my mind

Ooh what can I be?

You should marry me and Eva
We can be your harem

I got an add that says "the supreme court is too political" I-
That's it's fucking point??? It's part of our political system?!

Who should I be?

Who should I be?

Bard

Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.

Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.

Too floor-y, it gotta go

Is it still called the white house?

im the person who gets a really cool introduction then never shows up ever again
i dont know what that would even be but its the first thing that showed up in my mind

and im never ever mentioned by anyone else ever again

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

I tried to play the flute once in 4th grade, and I doubt I've improved from no sound coming out

I can imitate a fire engine with an oboe, though

dom is now the supreme court

Dom just running from seat to seat and acting out each member

oooh who am i :0

You paint the presidential portraits

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

If you try to play flute, I will cut you

dom is now the supreme court

Dom just running from seat to seat and acting out each member

"Sir, that's not necessary, you're the only member-" "NO THIS IS MY COURT AND I WILL DO WHAT I WANT"

dom is now the supreme court

Dom just running from seat to seat and acting out each member

"Sir, that's not necessary, you're the only member-" "NO THIS IS MY COURT AND I WILL DO WHAT I WANT"

Even better: "Sir, you don't have to-"
Dom in one seat: "No"
Dom, running to another seat: "This is our court"
Dom, running to yet another seat, out of breath: "And we do what we want"

Okay really sorry to interrupt the conversation, but my mom wants to take me on a drive which means either A) a treat/fun or B) a lecture/interrogation, so uh. If it turns out to B, I may go silent for a while. If you get worried, Eva or Pickles can message me through Goodreads

D: good luck!!

Is it still called the white house?

yes

Paint it so it's barely yellow, then, every few months, paint it a slightly yellower shade of yellow until it's bright yellow and people don't even remember why it's called the white house

im the person who gets a really cool introduction then never shows up ever again
i dont know what that would even be but its the first thing that showed up in my mind

and im never ever mentioned by anyone else ever again

but maybe im a foreign spy…those canadians are up to no good aren’t they…