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hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
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Like a sideways recorder!!!
Is it still called the white house?
yes
Paint it so it's barely yellow, then, every few months, paint it a slightly yellower shade of yellow until it's bright yellow and people don't even remember why it's called the white house
this is why you are the minstrel of chaos
Is it still called the white house?
yes
Paint it so it's barely yellow, then, every few months, paint it a slightly yellower shade of yellow until it's bright yellow and people don't even remember why it's called the white house
Yes.
hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!
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you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you
you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you
Camo. Always camo. The people pretend they cannot see you, but they secretly wonder who you are and what you're doing
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They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
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you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you
Camo. Always camo. The people pretend they cannot see you, but they secretly wonder who you are and what you're doing
Then you can start a conspiracy blog about yourself and come up with very untrue but possible explanations for your appearances, to throw everybody off your trail
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We should paint it rainbow for April fool's, then start with the yellow
bitch paint it rainbow for Pride Month
one of the theories is actually the blatant truth, but nobody knows that and assumes it's just another theory
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They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try
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hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!🤦♀️
hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!🤦♀️
At least it's going the right way
They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try
Ambassador: Why are you putting a hoodie on?? You're already wearing a camo suit???
They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try
if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo
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hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!🤦♀️
At least it's going the right way
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They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking tryif you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo
Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you
ash is in charge of presidential messages, pr, and all campaigns now
They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking tryif you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo
Like mr tipton but camo
They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking tryif you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo
Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you
is it interwoven with tinfoil tho, to cater to my conspiracy theorist voters?
Ass, you friend!
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They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2
screw yellow, watch me do this
our enemies can not see us
Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking tryif you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo
Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you
is it interwoven with tinfoil tho, to cater to my conspiracy theorist voters?
Of course
hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron
yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute
also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow
If you try to play flute, I will cut you
i don't even know which end to blow in
ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!🤦♀️
At least it's going the right way
No I meant it's on the right side
Hey, so I'm back. It turned out to be lecture/interrogation, fun. So from now on, I've gotta be super careful about what I read, because my parents are going to go through my book bag every time I come back from the library. I'm going to have to censor myself on Goodreads so I don't get in trouble. Basically, all the places that had been safe to me are now gone, except for Notebook, and I still live in fear that they'll find out about it. So. Eva, Pickles, I'm going to have to ask you guys not to comment anything LGTQ or Notebook related on my reviews or updates, because if my mom sees it, I could get in major trouble. I'm really sorry.
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Don't worry babe, I gotchu
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Also I hate your mom, no offense.
