The Roodeness Shenanigans

Shit where's the Ben Shapiro Teletubby image when you need it-

gays are bad and all mexicans work at tacobell. look at me, i read a single liberal article once and decided it was bullshit and a threat to my personal being. something about maga

…….I read that as "manga"-

Obama anime and Trump manga. Plot twist: they are the evil boss ithe the other's story.

alright who's gonna write this

Plot twist: you are

I had (have?) a Beanie Baby of Obama's dog
I also had little red, white, and blue ones that were a donkey and an elephant but I gave them to my history teacher iirc

You didn't know about the Obama dog?

I'm libleft

You didn't know about the Obama dog?

I forgot he looks like my dog
Also I used to have a little toy that looked like him
But did you know
About the second one?

Yes and I love them.

Fuck the study hall monitor. I sit on the outside circle of tables and they're the long ones so I sit on the outside end and my sister sits on the inside end because social distancing or whatever. We just got our seats yesterday and I very much remember the exact spot. Because it's as close as you can possibly get to the door to take to get to band. And I remember getting distracted by the lady putting new bags in the trash can. Because I was on the outside. So she comes around today and tells us we have to switch. Like. You're wrong bitch, I was in the right spot. We didn't switch. And then she goes "we have to keep it that way if you don't mind" um yes I do mind because now I'm fully unable to focus what I was doing, which is homework that I have to do. And keep it what way???? We're not keeping it any way. You just changed it. It was the way it was supposed to be and then you made us fucking get up. And then she continued to blather on about NOTHING over the microphone for half the period and I can't focus with her grating voice screeching in my ear. She's been one of the study hall monitors forever and I hate her so much.

……I honestly forgot that school was a thing