The Roodeness Shenanigans

I will fight you, Lizzie. Tea. Is not. A letdown.

I'm starting to wonder if you've ever actually had any instead of just smelling it and/or steeping yourself in it

>:0

I'm wonder if you've actually had any. Because tea is great. To be honest, I'm not actually that fond of smelling tea. Only a few types do I actually enjoy smelling. But either way, tea is awesome, you wretched horsefly.

Listen here, you filthy grass clippings
Tea is disgusting. It may smell nice and look pretty, but it tastes like hot water and decaying trees. You can't change my mind.

No, no. You listen.
Tea is great, not only does it help with physical health, but it tastes great.
But, of course you'd know what a decaying tree tastes like, you lily-livered borer.

You know what decaying trees tastes like too because you drink tea :)
It does not taste great, it tastes like death, you loathsome lumpy mattress

No. I know what a great beverage tastes like because I drink tea. But if tea tastes like death, then a cup of death sounds like it'd be good. Are you sure you even had tea? Maybe all the water you drink is just tainted with the taste of all the dead trees you've eaten, you pea-brained maggot.

I'm with Pickles on this one, tea is gross, both scent and taste.

You're gross.

I will fight you, Lizzie. Tea. Is not. A letdown.

I'm starting to wonder if you've ever actually had any instead of just smelling it and/or steeping yourself in it

>:0

I'm wonder if you've actually had any. Because tea is great. To be honest, I'm not actually that fond of smelling tea. Only a few types do I actually enjoy smelling. But either way, tea is awesome, you wretched horsefly.

Listen here, you filthy grass clippings
Tea is disgusting. It may smell nice and look pretty, but it tastes like hot water and decaying trees. You can't change my mind.

No, no. You listen.
Tea is great, not only does it help with physical health, but it tastes great.
But, of course you'd know what a decaying tree tastes like, you lily-livered borer.

You know what decaying trees tastes like too because you drink tea :)
It does not taste great, it tastes like death, you loathsome lumpy mattress

No. I know what a great beverage tastes like because I drink tea. But if tea tastes like death, then a cup of death sounds like it'd be good. Are you sure you even had tea? Maybe all the water you drink is just tainted with the taste of all the dead trees you've eaten, you pea-brained maggot.

I've had many kinds of tea, you yellow-bellied cow shit, and I've hated every single one of them because tea is not a great beverage, it's the product of dying nature and unholy warm water.

Now you hold on, you detestable ass hound. It is not the production of dying nature. It's dead nature, thank you very much. And delicious dead nature at that. But you must have bad taste buds, because if you'd didn't, you'd be able to taste just how amazing tea is and the load of bullshit that is coming out of your mouth.

I will fight you, Lizzie. Tea. Is not. A letdown.

I'm starting to wonder if you've ever actually had any instead of just smelling it and/or steeping yourself in it

>:0

I'm wonder if you've actually had any. Because tea is great. To be honest, I'm not actually that fond of smelling tea. Only a few types do I actually enjoy smelling. But either way, tea is awesome, you wretched horsefly.

Listen here, you filthy grass clippings
Tea is disgusting. It may smell nice and look pretty, but it tastes like hot water and decaying trees. You can't change my mind.

No, no. You listen.
Tea is great, not only does it help with physical health, but it tastes great.
But, of course you'd know what a decaying tree tastes like, you lily-livered borer.

You know what decaying trees tastes like too because you drink tea :)
It does not taste great, it tastes like death, you loathsome lumpy mattress

No. I know what a great beverage tastes like because I drink tea. But if tea tastes like death, then a cup of death sounds like it'd be good. Are you sure you even had tea? Maybe all the water you drink is just tainted with the taste of all the dead trees you've eaten, you pea-brained maggot.

I've had many kinds of tea, you yellow-bellied cow shit, and I've hated every single one of them because tea is not a great beverage, it's the product of dying nature and unholy warm water.

Now you hold on, you detestable ass hound. It is not the production of dying nature. It's dead nature, thank you very much. And delicious dead nature at that. But you must have bad taste buds, because if you'd didn't, you'd be able to taste just how amazing tea is and the load of bullshit that is coming out of your mouth.

You see, it is not I with the bad taste buds, as you are the one who likes tea and you are the one spouting bullshit. But as long as we're playing the nitpick game, it's not coming out of my mouth, I'm typing it, you daft toenail. At least I don't kill nature for my tasteless hobbies.

I do not kill it. Someone else does. And it is not tasteless. And even if you believe it to be so, not nearly as tasteless as you, you puss-filled naked mole-rat. Besides, at least I don't spend my time hating on a beverage that has done no wrong. I, as well as many others, recognize tea to be a good beverage and a great way to relax too. Be it drinking tea to help you sleep, or just sitting down with a cup of tea as you read. It is a great thing that many people find time for in their everyday lives.

You could have read regardless, young fry of treachery!

Haha! Ella gets it.