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The Roodeness Shenanigans

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@Moxie group

Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.

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PLEASE read the negative reviews for GarfieldEATS I'm begging you-

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@Moxie group

Yo I just did
That was an incredible experience

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"oh! oh! this spammy and hateful review-"

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@Moxie group

WAIT I JUST SAW THE NOT RECOMMENDED REVIEWS
I take it back, I love yelp

@croccin-champagne

my place of work has an under three star rating, and only seven reviews. one of them says 'this place is proof that even people with money can be white trash' and yes, this is a very white trash area, but what the hell happened there for them to need to post that?????

@ghosthugs__

who hurt that person sdfghjkl

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My headcanon is that they got dumped or something while at the restaurant. I've witnessed that happen and it's awkward af lol

@croccin-champagne

Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.

you would LOVE the smallbizmemes account on instagram, dude

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@Moxie group

Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.

you would LOVE the smallbizmemes account on instagram, dude

Looking that up right now

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Reading negative Yelp reviews for an awesome coffee shop and one mentioned '"colorful" (i.e., borderline crazy..) local characters'

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@Moxie group

HOW IS THAT THE COFFEE SHOPS PROBLEM

@ghosthugs__

h-how crazy do they get??? and how can the coffee shop control some highly chaotic fellows?

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We're not that crazyI do have a pin I got from a place down the street that says 'weird is our normal', my grandparents do seem pretty odd if you don't know them, I suppose

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@Pickles group

can't wait until people describe me as a colorful local

@ghosthugs__

We're not that crazy, my grandparents do seem pretty odd if you don't know them, I suppose

lmaoooooo we stan odd grandparents

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Hold on now I wanna see what reviews there are on the art gallery-

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One star, Pokemon profile picture:
no estonian art :[
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get ready for despicable me 3 and CANDADA DAY OMGOMGOMG

can't wait until people describe me as a colorful local

I had a new coworker express how glad she was to know me because I said odd things. I had just told her that kangaroos can’t walk backwards.

Two people in the cafeteria are arguing over wether Thomas the tank engine is blue or red.
Like how stupid are you to think he’s red.

dkskakln Bruhhhh

It was an ultimate power move when I yelled out from the other side, he’s blue

I would've told them he was yellow.

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@Pickles group

True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: don't keep a spare key, and if you do, keep it in your car and don't tell anyone about it. You and your roommate/significant other/the person who lives with you are the only people who should know. Have security cameras. Don't let your kids' rooms be the rooms closest to an entrance in your house.

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@Pickles group

I would've told them he was yellow.

He's clearly the green one.

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@tungsten fastfood

True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: don't keep a spare key, and if you do, keep it in your car and don't tell anyone about it. You and your roommate/significant other/the person who lives with you are the only people who should know. Have security cameras. Don't let your kids' rooms be the rooms closest to an entrance in your house.

honestly if you only live with your s/o, don’t tell them

there are some crazy motherfuckers out there

Only if you’re married and you carry the rights to the house with them should you tell them. and if you get a divorce move the key and change the locks :)

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@Pickles group

TIL humans are red meat but it looks white because of the myelin

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@Pickles group

Only if you’re married and you carry the rights to the house with them should you tell them.

If you don't feel like you can trust them with it while you're dating, don't tell them once you're married. Nothing's gonna change about their trustworthiness and lack of murderiness because you signed a piece of paper that makes it harder for them to legally leave you
Also if you get divorced, don't have a spare key for like, a year, just to be safe, and yes absolutely change your locks. Also do that if there's been any break-ins near you

@ghosthugs__

TIL humans are red meat but it looks white because of the myelin

thanks i hate it :)

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I would've told them he was yellow.

He's clearly the green one.

are y'all dumb? he's literally purple.