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The Roodeness Shenanigans

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@croccin-champagne

but anyway dom, i'm in the tacoma/spanaway area

Holy freaking cheese weasels you live next to where I grew up! That freaking Tacoma bridge is my life!

hfghf i remember driving over it once forever ago(we used to regularly cross it to visit my grandma) and my mom telling little me about how people thought there was a giant octopus in the water under the bridge lmao

but anyway dom, i'm in the tacoma/spanaway area

Holy freaking cheese weasels you live next to where I grew up! That freaking Tacoma bridge is my life!

hfghf i remember driving over it once forever ago(we used to regularly cross it to visit my grandma) and my mom telling little me about how people thought there was a giant octopus in the water under the bridge lmao

That's the freaking legend! That's why you Don't Go Down There!

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@Pickles group

Sounds like Dom is trying to make it seem like he's not the octopus

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

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@ElderGod-kirky group

I am very much upset that Dom is closer to my dumbass than I am

I don't blame you.

@croccin-champagne

dom is octodad confirmed

@berlioz

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

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@Pickles group

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

*I don't know octopus, sounds like something a man would say

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

I got lost in a house once.

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@Pickles group

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

I got lost in a house once.

Definitely am octopus

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guys, sex is fine, just use protection

@berlioz

If there's anything I learned from the cursed Penguins of Madagascar movie, it's that anyone could be an octopus

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

guys, sex is fine, just use protection

no

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@Pickles group

guys, sex is fine, just use protection

no

gross

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies

@croccin-champagne

plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies

stds???

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

not most of them

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

I got lost in a house once.

Definitely am octopus

Octopi can solve mazes.

plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies

Plus it can still fail on that.

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@Pickles group

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

I got lost in a house once.

Definitely am octopus

Octopi can solve mazes.

House≠maze

Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.

I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.

I got lost in a house once.

Definitely am octopus

Octopi can solve mazes.

House≠maze

They would have a way easier time with a house.

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plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies

stds???

i'm quite sure condoms work quite well when it comes to std/sti protection

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

unless it’s a full lower body balloon suit then no not really

if you’ll excuse me though i’m gonna back out of the conversation

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unless it’s a full lower body balloon suit then no not really

this made me fucking cackle dude

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies

stds???

i'm quite sure condoms work quite well when it comes to std/sti protection

Aight, as the ace aunt who just finished a health class, condoms are pretty effective when it comes to STD protection, but the shot and the pill-though they work as contraceptives-do not prevent STDs.

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.

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@Pickles group

No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.

I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.

I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter

I'm fairly certain that Dom doesn't like butts.

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@Pickles group

No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.

I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter

I'm fairly certain that Dom doesn't like butts.

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