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The Roodeness Shenanigans

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fucking hell why are apple products so expensive???
i just want a goddamn tablet for drawing that can double as a small laptop, i don't need a fuckin stylus that is 100 bucks and a keyboard that is another 159 bucks ON TOP OF the damn near 500 bucks that the tablet is

i wanna feel rich, not be poorer, goddamn

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@tungsten fastfood

(I read that as explosive and I feel stupid)

I'd like to be rude to clobetasol propionate which is a tropical cream solution to how UNCLEAR the instructions are

Like I also got a prescription for Zoloft (bye depression 😔😢😓❤️) and it was so clear what happens when you misuse it or overdose and all of the side effects then this mf topical cream is like "yeah just put it on you it might burn it might not idk I'm not here for you"

"Hey so this medicine gives you incredibly dangerous side effects so make sure to look out for _____ and ensure yourself that it isn't normal and tell a doctor ASAP" (Takes me thirty years to read the whole dangers list)

"yeah idk it might burn just put it on you fuck" (Takes me thirty seconds to read and look at a diagram of its chemical makeup)

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@Pickles group

nutella is dangerously addicting someone needs to outlaw me being able to buy it. i will hate them forever but it's for the best. mr governor if you're seeing this, can you make it illegal to sell me nutella please

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I'd like to be rude to my sister because she's like a goddamn stenographer. Every time I say something remotely unnormal, she writes it down. She's going to publish a book titled "my sister's bullshit" and it's just going to contain 300 pages of out-of-context quotes from me.

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I have a few friends who do that with people at their schools asdfhgdfs

I'd like to be rude to my sister because she's like a goddamn stenographer. Every time I say something remotely unnormal, she writes it down. She's going to publish a book titled "my sister's bullshit" and it's just going to contain 300 pages of out-of-context quotes from me.

Bruh I would lowkey be grateful if someone did that for me Lol.

@berlioz

Congrats on the car
I'm glad I'm not the only one who still says gucci ironically
Also I have to ask where did Hot Harold come from
What is all this Hot Harold

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I asked for a name for a dragon and a dog for a thing for english and Dom suggested Harold and Hot so when he asked for name ideas for his car I suggested Hot N Harold but apparently that's "two names" so he went with Hot Harold
And then I stole it for my username
I have no idea where Harold and Hot originally came from though

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@tungsten fastfood

From our minds

From the blessing of bts ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

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hooba booba

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I don't worship satan
I worship BTS

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As you should

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@Pickles group

I don't believe in the devil but I do believe in bts

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Hi I’d like to be rude to my dad for breaking my new phone because I was trying to call my grandma for mothers day. Like, I wasn’t even acting out he just broke it because he didn’t want me talking to her. Anyways I’m also going to be rude to hognose snakes, who have no right being as pure and innocent as they are.

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@Pickles group

🥺🥺 What a lad!

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Indeed! They’re such babies. I love them! I want either a hognose snake or a ball python once I finally get a job and move out lol.

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babey, look at that little mouth

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Smol one. Innocent. Only know be soft and cuddle.

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baby child I want one

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@Mojack group

now what about your thoughts on the sand boa

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Noodle bois, the lot of them.

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I want a bush viper

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Spiky lad.

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Hehe hognose snake snoot go /

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@Pickles group

I want a bush viper

A true icon
Reminds me of that one dragon from how to train your dragon

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Baby dragon

@ElderGod-Icefire

Hnng I've been realizing lately that I have a lot more internalized homophobia than I thought I did, and it's kinda fucking me up?? Like. It's not even directed at other people, ever, just like, internally. And so much of it is church/bible based because I never get a fucking break bc my parents won't let me stay home from church unless I'm sick, and I always have to go to youth group to, so it's just constant bible jesus straights only bullshit, y'know? And so my mental health is doing funky things just in general but there's also a lot of internalized homophobia that's coming to the surface? So yeah fuck the church because they really fucked me up. Like I keep doing the whole "but am I really queer?" Thing bc all I've ever heard is "LGBTQ is Bad" and like, I've never been in a relationship with someone of my same gender because I've always been so fucking isolated and homeschooled that I just,,, don't meet other queer ppl in real life, or if I do, we're both so far in the fucking closet that neither of us knows about the other. So I don't have an irl support system and then my parents do everything they can to control my internet and so I'm hardly ever able to get online and chat with y'all about it, so I end up just kinda trapped in this cycle with no one to talk to and yeah, I fucking need therapy, but I'm afraid that if I tell that to my parents they'll make me go to a christian therapist whose advice will amount to "pray it away" and won't actually help me with anything, so yeah. I just. Not doing phenomenal lately ahaha

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@Pickles group

Shout out to my mouth for being so fucking prone to sores :/

Motherfucking school blocked the abillty to switch between google accounts. Like damnit I wanna changed between my school account and normal account so I can write for once.

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love how my mother and advisor both say that it's fine if i don't do three history projects (each worth 20 points) because i have a high enough grade that it'll still stay an A. just did a double-check and my grade will just be knocked down from 96 to 93

that being said, yours truly is basically done with school at this point :)