The Roodeness Shenanigans

local kirk here is doing senior pictures. somehow i squeezed my ass into and out of a small dress without dying, so it's alright

only got yelled at by geese once

State farm ads are implying that if my dog talked to a state farm person, they wouldn't run away screaming. I'm inclined to put this to the test.
Where's stan when you need him

a friend of mine mentioned cosplay and asked if i wanted to go to an event with him some time, so now i'm frantically looking for things to buy on etsy to make a nyx cosplay, which don't include colored contacts, lipstick, and a wig
i've never been more motivated to get a job than now

Jesus fuck people at my church need to stop whining about wearing masks. Shut the hell up
If I hear one more person mocking workers who ask you to wear a mask I'm going lose my shit

Less than half of our congregation was wearing masks, and only one of the kids was. I hate having to go in

went to church today with a mask anyway to subtly tell everyone "I'm not associating with the rest of these people please don't lump me in with them" and got three comments all from older, weaker people (including the pRIEST) telling me to take it off and stop living in fear. like bish I'm wearing this for you

cough on them

it's allergy season so everytime i need to sneeze i whisper "oh no"
i swear it's not corona i just have a douchebag friend with a feather in my nose

our county stopped enforcing masks and social distancing entirely. mom made sure to tell me multiple times with that childish "see? see?! I'm right, you're wrong, nothing you can do about it :)))" smirk and i just want to stab something

went to church today with a mask anyway to subtly tell everyone "I'm not associating with the rest of these people please don't lump me in with them" and got three comments all from older, weaker people (including the pRIEST) telling me to take it off and stop living in fear. like bish I'm wearing this for you
unlike everyone here who's abusing the hell out of the cdc's announcement that vaccinated people don't need masks, i actually give a fuck about your safety, Margaret.

and god why did they have to remove social distancing it's so crowded and uncomfortable now, i hate it-

The church attached to the school I used to go to got rid of the every other pew distancing and ugh it's awful. It's so cramped and crowded and not somewhere where you could conceivably socially distance, unlike my current parish.

And this is why I don’t go to church— that and because I’m not a Christian.
If my parents turned around and said I had to choose one of the major religions or they’re disowning me, I’d turn around and choose Islam, and I’m not even joking.

The thing in pjo with the being stretched out on the bed would probably feel really nice right now. Until the about to die part. But my back really needs stretched and I can't do it myself because I'm small and weak I love having scoliosis

I'd say "you should make one" but I feel like that would lead to death and/or lawsuits

dude I was just thinking about that scene today for literally no reason-

Oh GOD I've reached a new low
It's 10:30 pm and I can't sleep so to remedy this, my brain decided that I have to read wattpad smut about people I don't even ship
I'm so dirty
Hell, here I come

I despise myself more than I can possibly express

I despise myself more than I can possibly express

I love you more than I can possibly express, if that helps to even things out

I'd like to be rude to myself for feeling just super uneasy and stressed lately for no reason.

I despise myself more than I can possibly express

I love you more than I can possibly express, if that helps to even things out

Thank you, but you should not. I am Unclean
Never going on Wattpad again-

For anyone invested, the whole thing was pretty short and it got super

which was REALLY uncomfortable and extra gross and by the last chapter I didn't know if there was more but I had finally decided to stop
And then I just layed there for a long time until I fell asleep and then somehow it was four am. I'm exhausted

Mmm

Somebody please come take me out-

We're watching Life is Beautiful in world history and I cant stand it

I want to head butt my desk with enough force to knock me out for the next half hour

Reading Last Olympian rn and the scene with Silena and Clarise's armor perfectly mirrors Patroclus and hey I realized that now.

Dom it's 9:30 in the morning, why did you need to make me cry?