The Roodeness Shenanigans

quick Thought

the american "land of the free, home of the brave" insinuates that people from other countries aren't brave

Golly gee, it sure would be pretty great if my mom could stop yelling at me for having no motivation or not doing something fast enough and take a step back and think "wow my kid is dealing with the symptoms of their diagnosed mental illnesses and probably also several others that I won't let be diagnosed because I don't care about them being anxious or happy I just don't want to have a dead kid so maybe I should be nicer and more encouraging and understanding instead of yelling every time I talk to them"
But obviously she won't be because clearly fixing my bed is more important than studying, sleeping, or literally anything else
Am I being a bitch? Yes. Do I care right now? Only a little bit.

The mask police has been nonexistent in my school since January. I know for a fact that close to nobody (except for the teachers) are vaccinated. I don't fear covid covid come get me you coward I just don't want people to spread it and be indirectly responsible for somebody else's death

Got back from the ap calc test that I almost definitely failed and I don't want any of y'all's bullshit about how you're sure I did fine because 1. It's not going to comfort me, I really don't care what I get anymore and 2. It's not true, I guessed on half the no calculator multiple choice questions and didn't do great on the calculator section or the frqs

I'd like to be rude to WW2 for existing because I don't want to take a test on it.

Also WW1.

And the Cold War.

I'd like to be rude to history in general.

Can we like,,, stop talking about celebrity women's weights it's really gross and creepy

I just got the urge to tirelessly argue about something controversial with a conservative asshole does anyone have a karen to offer

The school removed the mask policy for the last week of school, which is a bit of a problem. Not that many people have been vaccinated, and I only know two that are fully vaccinated. Goes to show that the school doesn't care about kids getting sick, they just don't want them on their hands. I'm actually a little bit scared now. I haven't really had any fear over COVID since the pandemic began until now. But mostly I'm annoyed.
The new art teacher got to see everyone's faces for the first time, and he was happy about that.

Lol update my friend was wearing a mask but they decided to take it off because they got called a
tw slurs, bigotry

Spoiler - click to show.

libtard fag

This removal is just making targets to bully now.

That sounds like something people at my school would a hundred percent do

I just got the urge to tirelessly argue about something controversial with a conservative asshole does anyone have a karen to offer

I'm not a karen but if you wanna pm me I might argue w you. Might not respond as much as you like though.

heck yes

Writer questions that can't be answered: how many vampires can fit in the bed of a truck?

are they lying flat or sitting? is there a weight limit? are we disregarding potential fights or are they knocked unconscious to prevent that? if there's varying heights/sizes you might be able to tetris your way through the stacking

Uhh I'd say two to three, the tallest being 6'0" and broad-shouldered. The others are 6'0" and slim and 5'8". No stacking. Not much, the trip is just to a safehouse in the woods.

dsfhgfdsa I love y'all so much-

Depends on the truck and the vampires, but I'd say around twenty, probably more, if you're dedicated enough

I'd say all three would be able to fit, maybe with some leg scrunching and huddling if it's exceptionally small. truck beds are surprisingly big, even small ones. I, a 5'2 1/4 female, can sit in a corner with crossed legs and still leave room for two dogs to freely walk around

Yeah, truck beds are huge

Clarify what you mean by truck?

Is it the cargo box from a semi?
Is it a Ford F1-50?
Is it a Ram?
Is it a Jeep?
A Jeep Cherokee?
A Chevrolet?
A Bright Red 1998 Ford Explorer with flames on the front and red fuzzy dice?

Because I can help with the last one.

Oh wait I'm big dumb and forgot that my dad's getting a truck this year; I can just wait and figure it out for myself sdfhgfds
Thanks for the help everyone!!

Please send pictures of you sitting in it in every spot to see how many people can fit

Far too lazy for that, babe, but I'll try to get at least one pic sitting in the truck bed

I feel like this is another "how many bees can lift a plane" type situation

Now I have to do it

According to my calculations and taking some mathematical and measuring liberties, about 32 standing up