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It's so frustrating that all the things I know aren't common knowledge. Like what do you mean you didn't know that kangaroo rats get all their hydration from berries and would get sick if they had straight up water? Or that when you die they take your temperature through your ass and use that to see how long you've been dead? Or that men who kill their wives are on average 70 years old and obsessed with their public image even though their life actually sucks so eventually they snap and bam stabbed wife? Or that zebra mussels get into the great lakes through the water thingies on boats and are hella invasive and wrecking the ecosystem in the great lakes?
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i actually did know the zebra mussels one, if that eases a fraction of your frustration
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i actually did know the zebra mussels one, if that eases a fraction of your frustration
I knew as well, I remember reading about that as a kid
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mmmmm just love being made to feel like shit for not remembering things :))) thanks mom really appreciate it
Hnnnng I'm so fucking pissed at my best friend's family right now. I went with her and some other friends to a dance recital last week. My friend was dropped off at my house and we carpooled. Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it. But my friend came to the recital anyway. I'm not worried about me, but like. As far as I know they haven't told any of the other people that came, and my friend didn't wear her mask like at all so there's a pretty good chance the others who were there were exposed. Oh and also the only person in their five person family who quarantined was the mom. The dad already had the vaccine and so continued business as normal. My friend continued going to work where she coaches little children for gymnastics. I just. Akdbdhbsbsbbsbs I'm so fucking angry???
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Ugh that's enraging
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Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it.
BRUH
Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it.
BRUH
Yeah. Her mom literally dropped her off at my house and said "oh I tested positive by the way" and I'm sjdhdhbdbxb
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Dude, that's a big mood
Just heard my mom reading something explaining the Trinity though the Kool Aid man. "The Kool Aid man is the pitcher, the Kool Aid man is the liquid, the Kool Aid man is the ice."
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Just heard my mom reading something explaining the Trinity though the Kool Aid man. "The Kool Aid man is the pitcher, the Kool Aid man is the liquid, the Kool Aid man is the ice."
Maybe the real religion is the Kool Aid we found along the way.
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The Kool-Aid Man pours out his blood for us, God bless-
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*Kool-Aid bless
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Why would I put the same word twice?
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Instead of hosts it's cool ranch doritos
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What would happen if you mixed Kool-Aid, vodka, Monster energy, and Mountain Dew together?
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What would happen if you mixed Kool-Aid, vodka, Monster energy, and Mountain Dew together?
You pass out and meet God
Then the KoolAid man judges if you were a good KoolAid or a bad KoolAid and you either go to SyrupSquirtLand where you're surrounded by the disgusting liquid water flavoring forever or you go to KoolAidBottleWithTheTwistOffPlasticTopLand where you satisfyingly twist those plastic things off for all eternity
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No I'm pretty sure that twisting off those plastic tops for eternity is the lowest layer of Kool-Aid Hell
Also of regular Hell tbh, that's a punishment I wouldn't want
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hmm touche
what would be koolaid heaven then
and we need more layers for koolaid hell