The Roodeness Shenanigans

happy day of birth!

Also I unlocked another Old level.

Wdym

Can do the legal drinking now.

+The illegal drinking

Wait what?

Yup

It was storming today which was great but now there's a tornado warning and I'm Afraid

No sirens anymore, but

Hot take but maybe you should take a little more time on a video to make sure you don't misgender someone with their pronouns in their name AND bio, instead of jumping on the drama train and trying to just get a video out there.

Also I unlocked another Old level.

Wdym

Can do the legal drinking now.

+The illegal drinking

Wait what?

Yup

What cannot I drink?

Yup

Yup

oh pog happy borf dom

I zone out way too much to be able to watch live streams but my need to feel included makes me want to watch them anyways. Combined with my new crippling fear of parasocial relationships, it's a very fun time

Oh I'm going with mahogany

And I already know what my grave's gon say

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

Well, my mahogany coffin is going to have a trap door in the bottom and I'm gonna be buried over a sewer system. Before I "died", I had already carved a hole into the sewer system. After I'm buried, I'll escape my coffin, putting a walmart skeleton in my place. I'll then continue my life except brand new.

Also my tombstone will say "bold of you to assume I'm dead"

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

So you want to be buried raw?

But you'll actually. Be dead

No, "dead"

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

So you want to be buried raw?

Naked and raw. Like Naked and Afraid but actually not at all

But you'll actually. Be dead

No, "dead"

"dead"

im never gonna die

immortal unless proven mortal bish

I know I should feel bad because it's past 12:30 and I haven't even tried to sleep yet, but I also know that if I had tried, I'd also be awake

Power's out, and out like EVERYWHERE, my dad turned off wifi so the only thing I can use is my phone. Probably going to try to catch up a little on reading as I am Very behind, and probably going to try to not be on a whole lot until it comes back on, see y'all, don't kill anyone
On the plus side, my Chromebook is fully charged and completely useless so I can use it to charge my phone