The Roodeness Shenanigans
they get you on selling juice for way more expensive overall
Like printers.
I had a weird dream last night, not weird as in random, crazy things showing up, or celebrities appearing, or real people either.
Here are the highlights:
- assassinating a literal child (I don’t mean child as in 7 or 12 years old, I mean a literal toddler who for some reason was unattended at the time of the assassination
- getting away with it too
- being a shapeshifting assassin who no one knew the true form of
- taking on multiple identities
- being a student in a school (which also got evacuated for unknown yet unnerving reasons? I can’t tell you why, I can just say the vibe I got was unnerving)
- evacuating through the sewers which was filled with glowing, green ‘water’
- being apart of a group of people (hunters or something?)
- stealing someone’s girlfriend
- exiling that someone later on (I was more of an observer)
- becoming their rival
- fighting giant spiders
- eventually the exile drops off the face of the map and doesn’t show up for a while
- plot twist: girlfriend was never my girlfriend romantically, just platonically
- girl goes searching for exile at some point
- volcano eruption
- eventually girl approaches me and tells me she knows of the exile’s location and wants him to rejoin the tribe
- we go there and on the way we stop on a cliff and have a really philosophical discussion
- eventually we arrive but the exile isn’t talking anymore (can’t?)
- two Evil people appear
- we fight, one of them dies in a really brutal way and the other flees, for some reason I chase the other who then begs me not to kill them
- dream ends, I wake up
setting was not a modern one, some sort of old fantasy situation. it was in a really big forest although for some reason the school was the only thing that was modern?
mood
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It's what I do: I drink water and recommend people books that will emotionally devastate them
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mood
Huh?
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It's what I do: I drink water and recommend people books that will emotionally devastate them
CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME BE HAPPY
No <3
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It's what I do: I drink water and recommend people books that will emotionally devastate them
CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME BE HAPPY
No <3
I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
I made my best friend read a book where the lead straight-up died at the end, I assure you that the recommendations can get Worse aha
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Also podierkjcfuoile,dcl;e I can be the new eva because I don't read but I'm equally as stupid /lh
New Year New Me, I'm gonna become illiterate in 2022 to win back Pldsfghdgsfas's affection
Also podierkjcfuoile,dcl;e I can be the new eva because I don't read but I'm equally as stupid /lh
New Year New Me, I'm gonna become illiterate in 2022 to win back Pldsfghdgsfas's affection
yeah well I AM already illiterate with a list of cool sifi books to read that i haven't even started so there
Also podierkjcfuoile,dcl;e I can be the new eva because I don't read but I'm equally as stupid /lh
New Year New Me, I'm gonna become illiterate in 2022 to win back Pldsfghdgsfas's affection
New Year Fuck You, I hope you find inner peace so you can stop putting everyone else through the turmoil you put yourself through in order to feel good
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Also podierkjcfuoile,dcl;e I can be the new eva because I don't read but I'm equally as stupid /lh
Will you send me cat pictures every day
I will find a cat and I'll take pictures of the wild cats that live outside of my house to send you
Stop no don't replace me
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Also podierkjcfuoile,dcl;e I can be the new eva because I don't read but I'm equally as stupid /lh
New Year New Me, I'm gonna become illiterate in 2022 to win back Pldsfghdgsfas's affection
New Year Fuck You, I hope you find inner peace so you can stop putting everyone else through the turmoil you put yourself through in order to feel good
Very specific and accurate call-out
mood
Huh?
i just thought it was funny fdhfhdf im not mad at you for anything
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mood
Huh?
i just thought it was funny fdhfhdf im not mad at you for anything
Oh thank God lmao I just panicked a bit there aha
Why does X-Men Days of Future Past have such gay undertones??? Erik and Charles (young versions) throughout the movie give off such "exes that had a bad breakup" vibes and idk how to feel about that lmao
Did I sleep last night? I don't know. I must have because I had two horrible dreams and one that was fine. Last one makes me want to cry
I've decided I hate sleeping. It would be nice if I didn't have nightmares every night but here we are, and I can never fall asleep or stay asleep either
My sibling and I saw a Skittles ad and then we came up with better pride things for them that don't feel homophobic
White packaging but rainbow Skittles
Packaging for each flag and then the colors for that flag inside, they don't even have to do every flag
White packaging and then inside is one of the flags and you don't know which one you got until you open it
And something like "let your rainbow out" instead of "only one rainbow matters during pride month" because that's dumb and implies we only matter during pride month. Which we all know is what they think but they could at least be sneakier about it
Skittles hire us
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I like the one with white packaging and a ✨mystery flag✨ inside
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i'd like to be rude to whatever is going on in my body that is causing me to get this killer headache whenever i stand up
i assumed it was the 2nd dose of the covid vaccine that i got on the 18th but after taking tylenol like recommended, the headaches still persisted, thus making me think something else is happening and that it's unrelated to the vaccine dose
whatever it is, i want it to stop and soon cuz holy fuck it feels like there's a ghost just bashing my head in with a sledgehammer or something