The Roodeness Shenanigans

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

ransacking the hijacked boats

coast guard

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

I thought that said they thought giving cows chocolate milk to drink was unethical and I was like "no yeah i get that" and then I read it again and fjdskalf

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Yes. It always stumps them when I ask where strawberry milk comes from, cause there aren't pink cows as far as I know.

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Yes. It always stumps them when I ask where strawberry milk comes from, cause there aren't pink cows as far as I know.

You bathe them in the blood of their young every morning. Stains their coats. That's also where the taste comes from. Newborn cow blood tastes like artificial strawberry

Well that's a fucking page starter-

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Yes. It always stumps them when I ask where strawberry milk comes from, cause there aren't pink cows as far as I know.

You bathe them in the blood of their young every morning. Stains their coats. That's also where the taste comes from. Newborn cow blood tastes like artificial strawberry

We have pink cows we just keep them hidden from the non-cheeseheads

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Yes. It always stumps them when I ask where strawberry milk comes from, cause there aren't pink cows as far as I know.

You bathe them in the blood of their young every morning. Stains their coats. That's also where the taste comes from. Newborn cow blood tastes like artificial strawberry

We have pink cows we just keep them hidden from the non-cheeseheads

Cause the blood thing

o dear lol
yeah I guess strawberry milk is the worst and most unethical then

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

this is the most cursed thing I've read this week.

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

this is the most cursed thing I've read this week.

Well it’s only Tuesday, there are more cursed things to come

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

We should milk em and find out

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

We should milk em and find out

How dare you two make me read these sentences with my good Christian eyes

As someone who can’t drink milk, I’m saddened by all of this

If brown cows make chocolate milk

That begs the question

Does the same go for humans?

Also do sunburned people produce strawberry milk?

We should milk em and find out

How dare you two make me read these sentences with my good Christian eyes

:)

I feel like that wouldn't taste like strawberries, just pain