The Roodeness Shenanigans

No I don't want to share Bichael

It took me so long to steal find a gender and I refuse to give them back

maybe cut the gender in half and share

Solomon?

Omg owen you can't just say that and make me scream

I'm calling the gender police and they'll steal her back for me

There's a mutilated bird outside my dorm building with some grass clippings. And a surprising amount of blood. I don't want to think about how it got there
Similar energy to me coming back to my grandparents' house and there being rabbit insides in front of my room

maybe cut the gender in half and share

Solomon?

What i was thinking

Damn y'all beat me to it >:(

I'm not sharing Bichael

You're gonna have to pry him from my hands-

No you're supposed to say "fine they can have bichael just don't hurt the gender"

Is Bichael just a communal gender now?

No, Bichael is mine and you stole him

No I found Bichael behind my house- what was she doing back there??

It’s okay I’ll steal him on our olive garden date and we can share them

:0

Ash you wouldn't-

Listen I need that gender as much as the rest of us

It’s okay I’ll steal him on our olive garden date and we can share them

That's so sweet :')

I feel so betrayed-

We have to define gender in gay class and my definition was "a combination of presentation, societal expectations and norms, and internal feeling. A vibe, if you will"
And I think it should be the new official definition

gender is bichael

gender is blob

gender is yes

gender is maybe

gender is hulughalug

can one of yall tell me to write my essay because i havent started and its due tomorrow-

No, Bichael is mine and you stole him

consider: gender communism. bichael is our gender

i think you have a point

can one of yall tell me to write my essay because i havent started and its due tomorrow-

ASH DO YOUR ESSAY OR NO OLIVE GARDEN DATE

No, Bichael is mine and you stole him

consider: gender communism. bichael is our gender

i think you have a point

Communal Gender

i’m all shaky for no reason, i know i ate enough but its making it hard to focus :(

My roommate fucking locked me out and then LEFT
Bitch I went to the bathroom and you watched me leave with nothing but my phone and the socks on my feet, did you want me to pick the lock?? Anyways, she definitely knew I didn't have my key because I was sitting in the hall and motherfucker sticks her head out of another room and glares at me
Like wow okay, fuck off thanks