The Roodeness Shenanigans

Maybe I hadn't met my roommate's bf? There's a new guy who drove three hours to see her yesterday and is I guess staying for the weekend and now they're on her bed Not Cuddling because it's Hot Out
I'm very confused
But maybe hang out in a place that's NOT my room?

Wait so who was the guy that you thought was her boyfriend??

No idea
They're just on her bed??? I have no clue who any of these boys are

???

Why the fuck they be hanging out in the dorm though rather than, idk, somewhere a little less uncomfortable for you??

I've just been in the common room. Which doesn't have a fan and is a lot hotter. Thanks roomie
I have to get my charger and water though and if I walk in on them having sex I will be living outside for the rest of the year

Thanks hill also what are your pronouns bestie? idr

No sex but they are cuddling in their underwear. Gross guys

Ugh, so inconsiderate

Thanks hill also what are your pronouns bestie? idr

np!
xe/fae/king/crow/fear/bones/it/they/he I collect them

and what a collection it is

plinekles I don't like your roommate and I want to launch a flaming badger at her :)

Don't waste badgers like that

A flaming bag of spicy munchies then?

dude no spicy munchies are n a s t y

My mouth upon seeing the guy she is with today would have turned around and said “well you’re not the guy she was with the other day”, because I don’t have a filter 😅

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YOYOYOYOYOYO THAT'S AWESOME MY GUY I HOPE IT GOES REALLY WELL YOU DESERVE THE WORLD MY TWIN

A;SDKFAJ DUDE THAT'S SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
how did my younger twin beat me to gettin a s/o :/
SO HAPPY FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU