The Roodeness Shenanigans

My muffins turned out dry but pretty good

box mix or scratch

…..box mix

milk instead of water, butter instead of oil(and don't be afraid to add a bit extra) and an extra egg. some box mixes don't require some of these but generally it works

anything vanilla, add a splash of vanilla extract. chocolate, do cocoa powder or a teeny bit of hot cocoa powder, and ALWAYS add salt to the box mix i'm serious it make a Difference

D: you're a hero
I used some almond extract (it was a raspberry jiffy boxed mix) and that was good

Almond extract is highly underrated

Honestly weird extracts are the shit
You need something quick and fun for a summer bbq or 4th of July event?
Make white chocolate fudge and mix in some root beer extract, BAM! Root beer float fudge. It's too sweet for most adults to enjoy more than a few bites, but kids love that stuff
For a more laid-back one, use orange instead of root beer

Adding different extracts to a recipe that calls for vanilla when we're out is a hobby of mine but it doesn't usually turn out well
There's a reason it says "1/4 tsp vanilla extract" and not "a splash of every extract in the house"

Vanilla and fruit extracts vibe well together
So does chocolate and some fruits (usually red ones)

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my zero chill and fear of being mocked

if I lived with any female here every time I saw you I'd pass out

I'll invest in smelling salts

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my zero chill and fear of being mocked

Oh same, especially when I'm trying to say something I find important or funny

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my zero chill and fear of being mocked

Also my texts are a wreck because I check for typos as I hit send. And I make a lot of typos

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my zero chill and fear of being mocked

Also my texts are a wreck because I check for typos as I hit send. And I make a lot of typos

I text like a weird mix of boomer and zoomer, I'll make meme references and stuff but also use correct capitalization

if I lived with any female here every time I saw you I'd pass out

that would be very worrisome

it's just that i'm so gay and you're all so pretty

You'd be passing out from fear when you see my face. I look much better in the pictures I post than I actually do

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my zero chill and fear of being mocked

Also my texts are a wreck because I check for typos as I hit send. And I make a lot of typos

I text like a weird mix of boomer and zoomer, I'll make meme references and stuff but also use correct capitalization

My phone automatically capitalizes the first letter of each word but I don't usually capitalize proper nouns unless my phone corrects me or I'm naming two people and it only corrects one. Because I feel weird saying something like "Ash and dom" where it's not consistent

frankly miriam is insasnely super heckin pretty and it's just not fair >:((

Mir I was singing and you messed me up

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

Imagine making eye contact-

Imagine making eye contact-

is it offensive that I absolutely lost my mind at this

No lol it's 100% fine

eyeliner and black nail polish are the keys to looking intimidating

also keep that back extra straight

if you're gonna make eye contact with people don't smile

and think "murder" (that one's a tip from my amazing auntie. just think "murder" and let your face react. usually you get a kind of scowl.)

to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america

To quote a discussion I recently had on Zoom while I was supposed to be Problem Solving
"Sebastian Stan is objectively a good-looking man!"

I think I'd be pretty ish if my skin didn't hate me the way I hate ducks