The Roodeness Shenanigans

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

bcs fuck america, amiright

don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would

bcs fuck america, amiright

_{i mean, peggy certainly did}

I'M PSYCHIC AGAIN?!

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

What does that mean?

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

What does that mean?

afraid of eggs

Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?

bcs fuck america, amiright

don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would

bcs fuck america, amiright

_{i mean, peggy certainly did}

_{You both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively}

JYN/ICE

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose

Yes. I'll stick to the reanimation, thank you very much.

If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead

I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao

CHEESE

bcs fuck america, amiright

don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would

bcs fuck america, amiright

_{i mean, peggy certainly did}

_{You both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively}

JYN/ICE

I wasn't sure if I should or not. But i did. And I'm not ashamed lmao

Fist bump

If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead

I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao

CHEESE

?

We got cheese and dairy and unhealthy stuff, yeehaw!

If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead

I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao

CHEESE

?

It's Wisconsin for "good food"

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

What does that mean?

afraid of eggs

Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?

I mean, human eggs are…
I'm not afraid of them
I'm not really afraid per say of eggs at all
I'm just really disgusted

I can't eat hard boiled or deviled or whatever eggs
if I'm gonna eat eggs it has to be in a way where it doesn't look like an egg anymore
I fucking hate animal eggs
like, the whole concept of them
is absolutely disgusting and I don't know why
I can deal with bird eggs
but like, I full on gag about snake eggs, fuckin penguin eggs, turtle eggs are so bad istg, insect eggs are disgusting…

Ah, makes sense
I like eggs, but the concept of what's going on inside the eggs is gross to me
Same with pregnancy

I can deal with bird eggs

but like, I full on gag about fuckin penguin eggs

I've got some news

Eggs taste nasty