just say the worst pick up lines you´ve heard.
The worst Pickup lines
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Are you War and Peace? Because you be thicc.
Hey, you can't be in here! There's no snacks allowed in the auditorium!
“I like you
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Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you're the bomb
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oooh girl, you’re finer than rice flour
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“I like you
"I know"
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Did you sit in sugar?
Because that's one sweet ass!
(Someone actually said this to me)
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I'm sorry for you…..
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It's weird, since I'm only 13, too
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WHAT THE HELL, MEN?
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I also look like a guy, because that's what I was going for. It didn't stop him, though
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WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU POOR BB!!!
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They're dead now. EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS
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They're dead now. EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS
plays the mob song from beauty and the beast
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I want to use my pick-axe
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Did you just fart? Because you blew me away! (This became a really big inside joke between me and my friends, because we saw it once, everyone lost it, and now we just reference "the fart pickup line." Keep in mind that we are legally regarded as adults.)
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(Lovely)
@Turzelle and I do these all the time. This is a fave of ours:
Do you need a protein shake?
No, comrade.
Why?
Because you're the only strength I need, comrade.
Comrade?
Comrade.
fist bump
They're dead now. EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKSplays the mob song from beauty and the beast
Kill the beasts! (That-are-males-who-don't-show-proper-respect-to-other-humans.)
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They're dead now. EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKSplays the mob song from beauty and the beast
Kill the beasts! (That-are-males-who-don't-show-proper-respect-to-other-humans.)
(Oh my gosh it fit the rhyme scheme)
(Lol)
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Lol
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I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
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I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
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I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
I have a lot of knives
I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
I have a lot of knives
I likes you.
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I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
I have a lot of knives
Sounds good
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I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
I have a lot of knives
I likes you.
You seem cool too
CrushFriend:"Wow that was cheesy"
Me: "Too bad you're lactose intolerant"
I want to use my pick-axe
You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous
Alright. Imma bring my machete too
You have a machete?
I have a lot of knives
I likes you.
You seem cool too
Thx. Why do you think so?