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The worst Pickup lines

@Star_Girls_puppers_was_attacked forum 38 comments schedule
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Deleted user

Dunno. Your aura, I guess?

book

I'll take it.

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Deleted user

Alrighty then

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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Deleted user

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

OOF

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Deleted user

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Wtf

@Turzelle

"How do I look?"
"Good."
"Do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because lovers look alike. And guess what?"
"What?"
"You happen to be smoking hot and I guess I start to look like you."

eco
@ClownB*tch eco

This one's from a hunicast:

"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"