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Thread for people to be weird!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13 forum 1568 comments schedule
@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I will when he comes back!

@yeetus

Ello fren

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Ello fren

@yeetus

Ello fren :)

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Jello pigeon

@yeetus

….Hi

book

I think Jello pigeons are weird.

@yeetus

….Yes

book

But chocolate chickens are just beautiful.

@yeetus

…Yes

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

ONE WORD: Peeps

@yeetus

….Wut

book

We have melted them for Easter celebrations before. It was fun.

@yeetus

Ooh nice

book

We watched their faces slowly melt.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

When I was little I used to eat the goldfish without eyes first so the ones with eyes could watch their friends die before facing the same fate themselves… I am approximately not a psychopath

book

I laughed out loud and my brother is asking why.

book

He laughed too.

@yeetus

From now on this is how I'll introduce my 3 yo sister
"Hi. This is my sister. She's evil"

book

Sound idea.

@yeetus

….Yeah
How old's your brother?

book

20.

@yeetus

….OK then

book

Why?

@yeetus

Nothing

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

When I was little I used to eat the goldfish without eyes first so the ones with eyes could watch their friends die before facing the same fate themselves… I am approximately not a psychopath

I always ate their tails first, so they'd feel the pain instead of dying instantly.

book

Awww

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

What does the aww mean?

book

Because it’s beautiful.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

It is. I used to blame my life problems on goldfish because I could make them suffer…