Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter

It's barely noon and I have been covered with roughly 5 different bodily fluids by 3 different children

why
should i be concerned?

warning kind of gross
I do morning work and get some kids ready and take them to school and their baby was sick and she spit up and peed on me. Then I get to work (a daycare) and am immediately met with another sick kid who also throws up on me. And finally, I get into my classroom where apparently one of my special needs kids ran into a wall and one of her teeth came out and she is crying into the crook of my neck, so that adds saliva, tears, and blood to my list. Luckily I had a tank top under my sweater and I always keep a change of leggings and a jacket in my car because this is not the first time this has happened.

It's barely noon and I have been covered with roughly 5 different bodily fluids by 3 different children

why
should i be concerned?

warning kind of gross
I do morning work and get some kids ready and take them to school and their baby was sick and she spit up and peed on me. Then I get to work (a daycare) and am immediately met with another sick kid who also throws up on me. And finally, I get into my classroom where apparently one of my special needs kids ran into a wall and one of her teeth came out and she is crying into the crook of my neck, so that adds saliva, tears, and blood to my list. Luckily I had a tank top under my sweater and I always keep a change of leggings and a jacket in my car because this is not the first time this has happened.

oh
i did peer tutor last semester, and i loved it
the special needs kids were fun, but luckily, the only body fluid that got on me was tears

It's barely noon and I have been covered with roughly 5 different bodily fluids by 3 different children

why
should i be concerned?

warning kind of gross
I do morning work and get some kids ready and take them to school and their baby was sick and she spit up and peed on me. Then I get to work (a daycare) and am immediately met with another sick kid who also throws up on me. And finally, I get into my classroom where apparently one of my special needs kids ran into a wall and one of her teeth came out and she is crying into the crook of my neck, so that adds saliva, tears, and blood to my list. Luckily I had a tank top under my sweater and I always keep a change of leggings and a jacket in my car because this is not the first time this has happened.

oh
i did peer tutor last semester, and i loved it
the special needs kids were fun, but luckily, the only body fluid that got on me was tears

I love my special needs kids too. The little girl who lost her tooth is my absolute favorite. And apparently according to her parents, she likes me too

It's barely noon and I have been covered with roughly 5 different bodily fluids by 3 different children

why
should i be concerned?

warning kind of gross
I do morning work and get some kids ready and take them to school and their baby was sick and she spit up and peed on me. Then I get to work (a daycare) and am immediately met with another sick kid who also throws up on me. And finally, I get into my classroom where apparently one of my special needs kids ran into a wall and one of her teeth came out and she is crying into the crook of my neck, so that adds saliva, tears, and blood to my list. Luckily I had a tank top under my sweater and I always keep a change of leggings and a jacket in my car because this is not the first time this has happened.

oh
i did peer tutor last semester, and i loved it
the special needs kids were fun, but luckily, the only body fluid that got on me was tears

I love my special needs kids too. The little girl who lost her tooth is my absolute favorite. And apparently according to her parents, she likes me too

awwwwwwwww
i was so sad when i found out that my school only lets you do peer tutor 1 semester out of the year
those kids are literally my favorite
even though i dont peer tutor them anymore, i still bring them treats and hugs
they are my favorite

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

*Dies more than you *

*dies more than YOU *

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

*Dies more than you *

*dies more than YOU *

*Dies more than MORE THAN YOU *

*DIES SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! *

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

*Dies more than you *

*dies more than YOU *

*Dies more than MORE THAN YOU *

*DIES SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! *

*DIES SO MUCH MORE THAN MORE THAN MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

*DIES SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH MORE THAN MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

i give up

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

*Dies more than you *

*dies more than YOU *

*Dies more than MORE THAN YOU *

Dies more than both of you

Hello procrastination!!!! We meet again. When you left me two minutes ago I thought I was actually going to get things done

IKR

*cries *

*Also cries *

*sniffs *

*Dies *

*dies more than normal *

*Dies more than you *

*dies more than YOU *

*Dies more than MORE THAN YOU *

Dies more than both of you

I really don't think thats possible

Well, guess what, I just did it.