Vines!!

“That moment when you walk into a room and you don’t remember why.” gets stabbed <oh yeah, I was being chased by a serial killer!>

"Perhaps it is the context which words are spoken that give them the power or meaning. I LOVE YOU DOG!"
"OH GURL LET ME GIVE YOU A KISS, THAT IS GOOD! MWAH! That ones got it- WOAH!"
"You either buckle down and you your work or you're going to McDonalds." "We're going to Mcdonalds if I don't do my work?" "no.."
"So there I was, barbecue sauce all over my titties"
"i'm JOHN CENA"

"STOP B—- STOP YOU BETTER STOP AHHHHH"
"come get your dog!" "he don't bite" "b—- yeah he do!"

"So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party with a birthday gift?" "Happy birthday?"

"a potato flew around my room before you came" "AHHHHHHH"

"aw my gaw, aw my gaw he on x-games"

"AHHHH, AHHHHH!!" "Why are you running?!? WHY Are you running?!?"

"okay you can introduce yourself" "my name is Michael with a b and I've been afraid of insects my whole life…" "wait wait" "hmm?" "where's the bee?" "tHEere'S A beE?"

MICHAEL WITH A B I DIE evERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Is there anything better than p—y? yes a really good book" (fweeeeeee on the keyboard)

"My favorite screamo band is probably.. Big Time Rush" "Oh my gawd"

"what you say?" "I said whoever that paper, your mom's a hoe!"

"What kind of bulls–t?! ExciteMINT my a–!"

"Are you okay??" "Wazzup? Hey, hey, you wanna buy an omlet for five dollars?"
Lady bangs on the door, while opera singing
"Hey mailman, what do ya got?" "Just this letter!" "Aah" Aah" "Dear Jonathan, I don't love you anymore"

"Everybody say Colorado!" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"
"Kevin, hey Kevin, watch the lamp" smashes lamp
"Hi" "Okay"

OMG THE I'M A GIRAFFE KILLS ME EVERY TIME

I know right?! It's probably one of my favorite vines, lol

“Dad I can’t breathe.” “Back in the day we didn’t have air. We couldn’t breathe.”

“I’m done.” “Finish that plate!” holds up empty plate “What is there to finish!” “That plate!” “That… what?” “Eat that plate.”

Gurl come check out the ramen noodle exhibit. You know thATS YO FAVOURITE. bE CAREFUL CHIRREN DATS A LOTTA SOdium

"You can't sit with us" "Actually Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids."
"I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my a**"
"If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand!" sassily raises hand

"Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE"

Drivers were warmed to stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary. “I wanted donuts.”

lol, I love that one

"Road work ahead? Well I sure hope it does!"

and his name is JOHN CENA! plays theme song with his nose on recorders

This is the best thing on notebook.ai

I'm disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
crawls into washing machine

"Country boi, I love yoouuuu" raises eyebrows and sticks tongue out

Doooooon This for the A Doooon "SHAWTY I DON'T. MIND"