Vines!!

"We actually have the chip reader now."
"Hmm. Oh yeah?" Holds up tortillla chip
"Oh it's not gonna work with that kinda-"
DoOOonn dooooOON DoOOon"Transaction completed"

"In every group of friends, there's the dumb one…" (everyone points at the one guy) "REALLY"

"This b- empty! YEET!"

"A potato flew around my room before you came" potato rockets around room at high speeds, everyone screams

Oh wait, we forgot "You're my dad! Boogie-woogie-woogie!"

"Help someone's been shot at our prom!"
"Now, now, there's no need to panic at the disco." music plays

"Hey ask me what kind of tree I have"
"No"
"ask me what kind of tree I have"
"No"
"Ask me what kind of tree I have"
"Fine what kind of tree-"
"ITS A CHRIS PINE>"

"Marlene, your speech was so good."
"ohitwasn'teventthathard it was just improv and-"
"OH MY GOD WHY CAN YOU JUST TAKE A FREAKING COMPLIMEEEEEENT"

"Uh, so basically what I was thinking was-"
punch
"-Oh f— I can't believe you done this!"

"There's only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom" "A child" "No-"

SHDHDHSJ I LOVE THAT ONE @Gypsygirl
"that's my oPINIOOON!!!!"

A potato flew around the room AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the fuck richard?
iridocyclitis
i love you bitch…i ain't never gonna stop lovin you, biiitch

"We do love working here, It's just, we all have a lot of laughs. Hehmm"
"F— off Janet I'm not going to you're f—ing baby shower!"

hi my name's trey i gotta basketball game tomorrow i well i'm a point guar i got shoo game

'dad look, it's the good coosh' 'this is the dollar store, how good could it be?'

only by nicki minaj plays no. no. turn that off. NOOOO!!!

"OOh, this is my jam. This is- turn that song off, this is my jam." kiss

lol love that one!

"911 there's a killer in my house!" baby lock the door and turn the lights down low "No, he's already here AAAAHHH!"

"Oh sorry I didn't see you there, I was too busy mmmm blocking out the haters."

Hi my name is Chelsea whats your favorite dinner food?

"Stop saying I look like chicken little, he's a coward. AND I AM NOT A COWARD."

"Labron jaiiimmmessss. Laaaabron jaiiimmeeesss, lebron jaiiimmesssssssss"

i like pickles and i can shoot threes LeT'S gOoOoOoO!!!!

"Gabriel, what do you want to eat?" The souls of the innocent. "A bagel." Noo! "Two bagels."
"Welcome to Olive Garden, what are we having today?" "I'm having a seizure." "A caesar salad, great choice."
"Look at this graph." music carries on while he questions life.
"I play in a band, that's fun." "I was in a band. . . Y M C A"
"Airhorn prank." BEEEEP "Did someone say something?"

OMG, I love the YMCA one

"Hey, Terry you want some?" -gives can-
"This b– empty….YEET"

^^ Have you seen the remake with that one, but with the old lady? Hilarious XD

^^lmao yess, i fell out of my chair.