Watermelon

5'9"

Nice

Most girls in my fam are above 6'0

woah what the heck
why are you all so tall
are you tall too
why so tall
how does that happen

I'm pretty short in my fam (especially considering my gender)

And it runs in the family

my dad has 10 sibling

So it's like walking in a forest at family gatherings

that's wild

do they all do sports or do they just walk around walking into low hanging branches (which I do sometimes accidentally, so no judgement here)

No kidding

I'm considered tall by my friends (their fam is short, about 5'6 average)

And then I go to a family thing

and it's like

woah

I'm insignificantly smol

do they all do sports or do they just walk around walking into low hanging branches (which I do sometimes accidentally, so no judgement here)

A lot of them do

they actually set most of the records around here

and here I am

the non athletic chump

Also

We're all related

So when people ask "Hey, are you related to (insert name)?"

We just say yes even tho we may not know the name

And all my uncles' names start with T

So that's fun

do they all do sports or do they just walk around walking into low hanging branches (which I do sometimes accidentally, so no judgement here)

A lot of them do

they actually set most of the records around here

and here I am

the non athletic chump

okay big mood

Usual family gathering sum up

Me, to one of my many uncles: Hey Tim-wait sorry Tad! Nope that's not it. TED!

Ted: says swear word

Tim: Apologizes

Tad: laughs

later

Me, to my aunts: Jean! No wait….JOAN! Oh wait I haven't seen her in 9 years……JANEY!

Janey: Says swear word

Jean: apologizes

Joan: ….

I'm Joan

I'm probably the most like Tom

A BRIEF EXPLANATION OF WHAT I PUT UP WITH AT GATHERINGS

Tom: says something political

Terry (my dad): tries not to murder Tom

Tim: apologizes

Ted: cusses and takes a swig of his beer

Tad: Talks about his 7 children (honestly I dunno how he does it)

Joan: absence and the sound of crickets

Jean: Tries to make everyone comfortable by being overly friendly

Janey: accidentally swears

Julie: Grunts and complains

Todd: Chugs mountain Dew

Travis: yells at his children

And all of this happens at the same time somehow

(100% accurate)

amazing sounds like fun

It kinda is

They're all really friendly (Tom in a creepy way, Ted is not friendly)

oof @ Tom and Ted

Our cousins are pretty cool too

Tad's kids are all super friendly

sounds like a v fun family gathering

The parade started and the credit union people came and tossed candy and I ran to get some
But then I saw this guy I knew from school was in there tossing candy too
And then I just kinda backed up
Like no I'm not fighting with my cousin for candy off the ground

Like I'm mature
Hahaha
Idk what you're talking about

OKAY BIG MOOD THE BIGGEST MOOD OF ALL

My fam

Wow I would go into full out ragin war over candy

honestly that's the most relatable thing I've seen all day

Now my cousin and my brother and I are combining our candy
No more fighting

Except for the fact I slapped him over the skittles

Now my cousin and my brother and I are combining our candy
No more fighting

wow you are mature good for you
v adult

Hehe

I keep seeing ppl from school help

kill them